Post by SageDeoxys on Dec 30, 2015 22:05:59 GMT -6
Yeah yeah, this place is as dead as the river STYX, but why not?
One Night at Sage's
PannyFlan X Areodax
D0GE X Luve
Maryjane X Equine
Brys X Pikasack
HerobrineFan X Maryjane
Hakma X Megazork
Aquarious X MagicalFishy
Origin of the Spoon
One Night at Sage's
One Night at Sage’s
One completely regular day that takes place before Areodax X PannyFlan, at a non-destroyed Rayquaza frat house…
Areodax: Sweet mother of Rayquaza, why is school so boring?
Pikasack: Probably because we got 3 essays of homework a day and don't get to do anything fun.
HBF: Well you guys just decide to be bored. I have fun all the time.
Pikasack: Oh really? Like when?
HBF: Like last night that I snuck out to this abandoned Taco parlour in the middle of town called "Sage's Delicious Tacos".
Pikasack: How come I've never heard of that place?
HBF: Because you're too busy doing homework and studying.
Areodax: Wait, you don't study? How do you get such good grades?
HBF: Easy: Cheating.
Areodax: Pretty sure our frat code says not to do that…
Pikasack: Shut up Areo, I'm interested in this Taco parlour.
HBF: Oh, yeah. It has these weird robot animal thingies, electric energy, and even a working camera system.
Areodax: Those “robot animal thingies” are called animatronics.
HBF: Yeah yeah, whatever. It's a pretty cool hangout place. I'll be there tonight. Take this marked map I conveniently had in my pocket. Meet me there if you aren't afraid.
Areodax: I'm not sure about this idea…
Pikasack: Oh c'mon Areo, don't be a party pooper and come with us.
Areodax: But I've got homework to do.
Pikasack: Screw it. You overwork yourself. Have some fun for once.
Areodax: Alright... But if something bad happens I'm blaming it on you for applying peer pressure on me.
Pikasack: I think I can deal with that, considering all my late homework I've got.
As Areodax and Pikasack got ready to go to the Taco Parlour, HBF texted them saying "r u redy 4 sagey". They were both confused as to what that meant, but ignored it as they left Forum University at night. Once they arrived, they found that HBF was nowhere to be seen, so they entered the parlour alone.
Areodax: This place smells like a certain addicting substance which people may or may not smoke every day.
Pikasack: Probably that plant over there.
Areodax: Well, no wonder this place closed down. Its also rotting like a dank meme made by a certain Ogre.
Pikasack: Let's look around and see if HBF is here.
Areodax: I bet you one dirt he is going to try and scare us.
Pikasack: Deal.
As the two passed through a hall, HBF jumped out of a conveniently placed shrub, failing to scare them.
Pikasack: I'll give you the dirt at our frat.
HBF: I didn't scare you guys?
Areodax: Nope. You've always been horrible at that, out of many other things.
HBF: Oh whatever, let's go into this cool security office I found over here.
Before the three entered the office, they heard a loud, screeching electronic sound.
Pikasack: What was that!?
Areodax: I don't know, but I don't like it.
HBF: The security camera shows a weird tentacle guy thingy on the stage moving around violently.
Pikasack: Then what are you doing? CLOSE THE DOOR!
HBF: Ok, closed the doors.
Pikasack: Took you long enough.
Areodax: Stop arguing. We got a weird tentacle thing blasting stuff like it's hot.
HBF: Like my Mixtape?
Areodax: No. Never make that joke again. Go cry in a corner or something. Pika, look for something to help us get out of here.
Pikasack: Uh... Found a flare gun. Is that of any use?
Areodax: Yes, it is actually. If you see that thing come, shoot it.
Pikasack: I've got no experience with guns...
HBF: Guys, is it alarming that I see that thing coming straight at us through the hall?
Areodax: Wait, what?
Pikasack: Uh... I'm scared...
Areodax: Just shoot it! We've got no time!
Pikasack: Ok...
Pikasack then pulled the trigger on the Flare gun, and the Flare shot out through a window which made it to a house's support beam, causing it to collapse. The tentacle weirdo was angered and sped towards them.
Pikasack: Told you I was bad...
HBF: The doors won't close. They're stuck.
Areodax: Well, isn't that convenient? Run down the other hall!
The crew ran as fast as possible down the hall, but when they tried to exit the building, the main doors were boarded with wood as if by magic.
Areodax: We're doomed.
Pikasack: I'd write my will, but I've got no ink...
HBF: Why must you see the bad side of things? I'll try and talk to it.
Pikasack: Not sure you should do that...
HBF: Oh come on, how hard can it be?
HerobrineFan then walked to the tentacle thing and made monkey sounds to try and speak to it. It became angered and levitated HBF in the air.
HBF: NU PLEZ. I HAZ 10 DOLLARZ.
The tentacle monster then pulled a Giant Spoon out of nowhere and impaled HBF with it, leaving him on the floor, bleeding.
Areodax: I think I ate too many mushroom pizza slices this morning...
Pikasack: At least I've got something to write with now...
The monster took out the wood boards and let the two go in peace. It closed the doors and started repeatedly stabbing the corpse with the Giant Spoon. Areodax and Pikasack agreed not to tell anyone of the Taco Parlour so nobody would else would die.
The end.
One completely regular day that takes place before Areodax X PannyFlan, at a non-destroyed Rayquaza frat house…
Areodax: Sweet mother of Rayquaza, why is school so boring?
Pikasack: Probably because we got 3 essays of homework a day and don't get to do anything fun.
HBF: Well you guys just decide to be bored. I have fun all the time.
Pikasack: Oh really? Like when?
HBF: Like last night that I snuck out to this abandoned Taco parlour in the middle of town called "Sage's Delicious Tacos".
Pikasack: How come I've never heard of that place?
HBF: Because you're too busy doing homework and studying.
Areodax: Wait, you don't study? How do you get such good grades?
HBF: Easy: Cheating.
Areodax: Pretty sure our frat code says not to do that…
Pikasack: Shut up Areo, I'm interested in this Taco parlour.
HBF: Oh, yeah. It has these weird robot animal thingies, electric energy, and even a working camera system.
Areodax: Those “robot animal thingies” are called animatronics.
HBF: Yeah yeah, whatever. It's a pretty cool hangout place. I'll be there tonight. Take this marked map I conveniently had in my pocket. Meet me there if you aren't afraid.
Areodax: I'm not sure about this idea…
Pikasack: Oh c'mon Areo, don't be a party pooper and come with us.
Areodax: But I've got homework to do.
Pikasack: Screw it. You overwork yourself. Have some fun for once.
Areodax: Alright... But if something bad happens I'm blaming it on you for applying peer pressure on me.
Pikasack: I think I can deal with that, considering all my late homework I've got.
As Areodax and Pikasack got ready to go to the Taco Parlour, HBF texted them saying "r u redy 4 sagey". They were both confused as to what that meant, but ignored it as they left Forum University at night. Once they arrived, they found that HBF was nowhere to be seen, so they entered the parlour alone.
Areodax: This place smells like a certain addicting substance which people may or may not smoke every day.
Pikasack: Probably that plant over there.
Areodax: Well, no wonder this place closed down. Its also rotting like a dank meme made by a certain Ogre.
Pikasack: Let's look around and see if HBF is here.
Areodax: I bet you one dirt he is going to try and scare us.
Pikasack: Deal.
As the two passed through a hall, HBF jumped out of a conveniently placed shrub, failing to scare them.
Pikasack: I'll give you the dirt at our frat.
HBF: I didn't scare you guys?
Areodax: Nope. You've always been horrible at that, out of many other things.
HBF: Oh whatever, let's go into this cool security office I found over here.
Before the three entered the office, they heard a loud, screeching electronic sound.
Pikasack: What was that!?
Areodax: I don't know, but I don't like it.
HBF: The security camera shows a weird tentacle guy thingy on the stage moving around violently.
Pikasack: Then what are you doing? CLOSE THE DOOR!
HBF: Ok, closed the doors.
Pikasack: Took you long enough.
Areodax: Stop arguing. We got a weird tentacle thing blasting stuff like it's hot.
HBF: Like my Mixtape?
Areodax: No. Never make that joke again. Go cry in a corner or something. Pika, look for something to help us get out of here.
Pikasack: Uh... Found a flare gun. Is that of any use?
Areodax: Yes, it is actually. If you see that thing come, shoot it.
Pikasack: I've got no experience with guns...
HBF: Guys, is it alarming that I see that thing coming straight at us through the hall?
Areodax: Wait, what?
Pikasack: Uh... I'm scared...
Areodax: Just shoot it! We've got no time!
Pikasack: Ok...
Pikasack then pulled the trigger on the Flare gun, and the Flare shot out through a window which made it to a house's support beam, causing it to collapse. The tentacle weirdo was angered and sped towards them.
Pikasack: Told you I was bad...
HBF: The doors won't close. They're stuck.
Areodax: Well, isn't that convenient? Run down the other hall!
The crew ran as fast as possible down the hall, but when they tried to exit the building, the main doors were boarded with wood as if by magic.
Areodax: We're doomed.
Pikasack: I'd write my will, but I've got no ink...
HBF: Why must you see the bad side of things? I'll try and talk to it.
Pikasack: Not sure you should do that...
HBF: Oh come on, how hard can it be?
HerobrineFan then walked to the tentacle thing and made monkey sounds to try and speak to it. It became angered and levitated HBF in the air.
HBF: NU PLEZ. I HAZ 10 DOLLARZ.
The tentacle monster then pulled a Giant Spoon out of nowhere and impaled HBF with it, leaving him on the floor, bleeding.
Areodax: I think I ate too many mushroom pizza slices this morning...
Pikasack: At least I've got something to write with now...
The monster took out the wood boards and let the two go in peace. It closed the doors and started repeatedly stabbing the corpse with the Giant Spoon. Areodax and Pikasack agreed not to tell anyone of the Taco Parlour so nobody would else would die.
The end.
PannyFlan X Areodax
PannyFlan X Areodax
It was a day like any other in the Rayquaza frat, when all of a sudden, a loud knock was heard at the front door.
Areodax: Pika, did you invite anyone over today?
Pikasack: No, did you?
Areodax: No... HBF?
HBF: Don’t look at me, I've been paranoid of the outside ever since the Taco Parlour...
Areodax: Ok then... Imma go open the door...
Areodax then opened the door, and was surprised when he saw it was Pannyflan.
PannyFlan: Hi!
Areodax: Oh, hi there. What brings you to the Rayquaza frat?
PannyFlan: Well, my frat went out hiking to Mt RTSoft, and since my leg is hurt, I couldn’t go. I wanted to see if you guys would like to play something with me.
HBF: As long as it does not include Tacos, I'm in.
Pikasack: I've got nothing to do myself. Count me in!
Areodax: Well, I've got homework to do...
Pikasack: Areo... Don't start with this again...
Areodax: Oh fine, I'll go. What do you have in mind?
PannyFlan: Maybe going to the arcade.
Areodax: Sounds good. Let’s go.
The group then went to the arcade, played some games like Arcade Earthbound and Pokken Fighters, and had lots and lots of fun. HBF almost fainted when he saw the game "Tacoman" being played by Bruce Wayne.
Areodax: Oh crap, my bladder is gonna explode. I better go to the restroom.
Areodax went to do his business, but when he was finished washing his hands, Pannyflan entered.
Areodax: Uh, this is the men's room, the woman's room is out to the right.
PannyFlan: I know that, silly.
Areodax: What are you doing here then?
PannyFlan: I came for this.
PannyFlan then passionately kissed Areodax. Areodax liked it and kissed her back. They were both full of happy dandy emotions for each other, and would’ve done some other stuff, but the place and time of the event makes it kinda awkward for a forum like this, so I'm just gonna say they left the restroom, and everybody was ready to go.
Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne kept trying to make HBF play Tacoman.
BW: Oh come on, it's just a game. Are you afraid of tacos or something?
HBF: No…
BW: Then?
HBF: Oh, alright.
HBF the proceeded to play the arcade game, and enjoyed it a lot. He could not stop playing.
Areodax: HBF, let's go man.
HBF: Not yet! I must get the Legendary Taco!
Areodax: Ok, get it and we leave.
HBF got the Legendary Taco and got a Taco plushy at the prize stand for winning the game.
The group headed out of the arcade, and suddenly the ground started to shake. The sky became blood red, and blinding auroras appeared. A rip in the air let a monstrous tentacle being out. It landed on the floor violently.
HBF: Oh. My. Gryffindor.
Areodax: Is that the monster we encountered at the Taco parlour!?
Pikasack: Welp, might as well write my will.
PannyFlan: It took me 5 years of stalking to finally get Areodax just to be killed right after!?
HBF shook in fear as the monster approached him. It held a Giant Spoon, ready to impale.
HBF: Why? Why must you always do this to me?
The monster then spoke.
: It’s something I must do every time…
HBF: But why!?
: It is necessary to keep balance in the Universe.
HBF: Please! Don’t do it!
: Oh, chill. You revive once a new fanfic starts every time.
HBF: Oh wait… I do. I came back after being impaled at the Taco Parlour, Equine’s house, and that one time everything was blowing up. Cool!
: Ok, can we get this over with? I got some stuff to do, hentai to watch…
HBF: Wait, what?
: Oh nevermind that.
The monster then proceeded to violently impaled HBF in his chest. The group seemed fine with it.
Areodax: Ey, Pika, can you go get Naked for me?
Pikasack: Ew, why would I do that?
Areodax: The juice…
Pikasack: But they only sell that stuff across town…
Areodax: Just do it. Don’t let your dreams be memes.
Pikasack: Oh, alright.
Pikasack then walked all the way to South RTSoft to get Naked.
PannyFlan: Why’d you send him so far away?
Areodax: So we could have the frat all to ourselves ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The end.
It was a day like any other in the Rayquaza frat, when all of a sudden, a loud knock was heard at the front door.
Areodax: Pika, did you invite anyone over today?
Pikasack: No, did you?
Areodax: No... HBF?
HBF: Don’t look at me, I've been paranoid of the outside ever since the Taco Parlour...
Areodax: Ok then... Imma go open the door...
Areodax then opened the door, and was surprised when he saw it was Pannyflan.
PannyFlan: Hi!
Areodax: Oh, hi there. What brings you to the Rayquaza frat?
PannyFlan: Well, my frat went out hiking to Mt RTSoft, and since my leg is hurt, I couldn’t go. I wanted to see if you guys would like to play something with me.
HBF: As long as it does not include Tacos, I'm in.
Pikasack: I've got nothing to do myself. Count me in!
Areodax: Well, I've got homework to do...
Pikasack: Areo... Don't start with this again...
Areodax: Oh fine, I'll go. What do you have in mind?
PannyFlan: Maybe going to the arcade.
Areodax: Sounds good. Let’s go.
The group then went to the arcade, played some games like Arcade Earthbound and Pokken Fighters, and had lots and lots of fun. HBF almost fainted when he saw the game "Tacoman" being played by Bruce Wayne.
Areodax: Oh crap, my bladder is gonna explode. I better go to the restroom.
Areodax went to do his business, but when he was finished washing his hands, Pannyflan entered.
Areodax: Uh, this is the men's room, the woman's room is out to the right.
PannyFlan: I know that, silly.
Areodax: What are you doing here then?
PannyFlan: I came for this.
PannyFlan then passionately kissed Areodax. Areodax liked it and kissed her back. They were both full of happy dandy emotions for each other, and would’ve done some other stuff, but the place and time of the event makes it kinda awkward for a forum like this, so I'm just gonna say they left the restroom, and everybody was ready to go.
Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne kept trying to make HBF play Tacoman.
BW: Oh come on, it's just a game. Are you afraid of tacos or something?
HBF: No…
BW: Then?
HBF: Oh, alright.
HBF the proceeded to play the arcade game, and enjoyed it a lot. He could not stop playing.
Areodax: HBF, let's go man.
HBF: Not yet! I must get the Legendary Taco!
Areodax: Ok, get it and we leave.
HBF got the Legendary Taco and got a Taco plushy at the prize stand for winning the game.
The group headed out of the arcade, and suddenly the ground started to shake. The sky became blood red, and blinding auroras appeared. A rip in the air let a monstrous tentacle being out. It landed on the floor violently.
HBF: Oh. My. Gryffindor.
Areodax: Is that the monster we encountered at the Taco parlour!?
Pikasack: Welp, might as well write my will.
PannyFlan: It took me 5 years of stalking to finally get Areodax just to be killed right after!?
HBF shook in fear as the monster approached him. It held a Giant Spoon, ready to impale.
HBF: Why? Why must you always do this to me?
The monster then spoke.
: It’s something I must do every time…
HBF: But why!?
: It is necessary to keep balance in the Universe.
HBF: Please! Don’t do it!
: Oh, chill. You revive once a new fanfic starts every time.
HBF: Oh wait… I do. I came back after being impaled at the Taco Parlour, Equine’s house, and that one time everything was blowing up. Cool!
: Ok, can we get this over with? I got some stuff to do, hentai to watch…
HBF: Wait, what?
: Oh nevermind that.
The monster then proceeded to violently impaled HBF in his chest. The group seemed fine with it.
Areodax: Ey, Pika, can you go get Naked for me?
Pikasack: Ew, why would I do that?
Areodax: The juice…
Pikasack: But they only sell that stuff across town…
Areodax: Just do it. Don’t let your dreams be memes.
Pikasack: Oh, alright.
Pikasack then walked all the way to South RTSoft to get Naked.
PannyFlan: Why’d you send him so far away?
Areodax: So we could have the frat all to ourselves ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The end.
D0GE X Luve
D0GE X Luve
One sunny day at Forum University, a Public Speech class was being held on the second floor of the main building on campus.
D0GE: And that kids, is why you should never give cookies to a hobo.
HBF: What does that have to do with our extra credit assignment?
D0GE: Don’t you talk to me like that! To detention you go!
HBF: Oh, c'mon. This is my third time in detention this week.
D0GE: GO!
HBF: Oh, alright.
HBF then left the room whilst the class took down notes.
D0GE: Ok kids, it’s that time of the year. You will start an essay on how the new forum layout is horrible.
MagicalFishy: But I like the new layout…
D0GE: You wanna go join HBF?
MagicalFishy: No…
D0GE: Then do as I say.
Luve: Yeah, you tell him D0GE.
D0GE: Thank you Luve, but we must get back to work.
TheRealThatGuy: Teacher’s pet…
D0GE: What did you say, TRTG?
TRTG: Nothing…
D0GE: That’s what I thought.
SpeedFreakz: D0GE, when is it due?
D0GE: It is due by tomorrow, SF.
MagicalFishy: What!? That’s outrageous!
D0GE: Do you have a problem, MagicalFishy?
MagicalFishy: Yes, I do. First, you give us an assignment that may go against our opinions, and then you make us have to start and finish it within 24 hours. What is wrong with you?
Luve: MagicalFishy, stfu. Respect the teacher.
D0GE: You should listen to Luve next time. For now, to detention you go.
MagicalFishy: I’ll make sure you don’t get away with this…
D0GE: Oh, look, I’m so frightened!
MagicalFishy then left to join detention with HBF, angered at the ignorance of D0GE. The school bell rang a few minutes after, releasing all students from the class. As the students left, D0GE called Luve to stay for a bit.
Luve: What is it you want, Senpai?
D0GE: I would Like to thank you for standing up for me earlier.
Luve: Oh, it was nothing. I was just trying to…
D0GE interrupted Luve and kissed him abruptly on the lips. Luve backed up.
Luve: S-S-SENPAI!?
D0GE: Just go with the flow…
D0GE kissed Luve again. This time, he gave no resistance. They kissed for what seemed to be hours to them, though in reality, it was only a minute. They separated, almost out of air.
Luve: Senpai… I didn’t know you felt like this for me…
D0GE: I’ve felt this ever since you were young…
HBF: What a pedo…
D0GE: HBF, what are you doing here!?
HBF: Oh, just came out of detention with MagicalFishy. We reported you to the school authorities for your ignorance.
MagicalFishy: I was also conveniently watching you two through the school’s security cameras. Told you I wouldn’t let you get away with this.
D0GE pulled out a sharp pocket knife he had, and quickly directed himself towards MagicalFishy. MagicalFishy was agile, dodging D0GE’s attacks.
Luve: Senpai, stop! You’re going to hurt someone!
D0GE: That’s what I’m trying to do!
A strange echoing sound then pummeled into everyone’s ears. D0GE fell to the ground, mortally wounding himself with his own weapon.
Luve: SENPAI!
A strange tentacle monster then arose from a rip in space and time, holding a Giant Spoon.
HBF: Oh, cmon! Not already! I was gonna go to Hungry Jack’s today!
HBF was soon impaled brutally with the Giant Spoon. The monster disappeared into thin air.
The police arrived, and saw the bloody mess that was on the floor. MagicalFishy had accidentally turned off the security cameras from after D0GE and Luve had kissed. The police, with no concise evidence, concluded that D0GE had murdered HBF, and then suicided.
MagicalFishy: Well… This went wrong in too many ways.
MagicalFishy then left the room and went to his frat to rest.
Luve: That monster… It killed my Senpai… IT WILL PAY FOR THIS!
The end.
One sunny day at Forum University, a Public Speech class was being held on the second floor of the main building on campus.
D0GE: And that kids, is why you should never give cookies to a hobo.
HBF: What does that have to do with our extra credit assignment?
D0GE: Don’t you talk to me like that! To detention you go!
HBF: Oh, c'mon. This is my third time in detention this week.
D0GE: GO!
HBF: Oh, alright.
HBF then left the room whilst the class took down notes.
D0GE: Ok kids, it’s that time of the year. You will start an essay on how the new forum layout is horrible.
MagicalFishy: But I like the new layout…
D0GE: You wanna go join HBF?
MagicalFishy: No…
D0GE: Then do as I say.
Luve: Yeah, you tell him D0GE.
D0GE: Thank you Luve, but we must get back to work.
TheRealThatGuy: Teacher’s pet…
D0GE: What did you say, TRTG?
TRTG: Nothing…
D0GE: That’s what I thought.
SpeedFreakz: D0GE, when is it due?
D0GE: It is due by tomorrow, SF.
MagicalFishy: What!? That’s outrageous!
D0GE: Do you have a problem, MagicalFishy?
MagicalFishy: Yes, I do. First, you give us an assignment that may go against our opinions, and then you make us have to start and finish it within 24 hours. What is wrong with you?
Luve: MagicalFishy, stfu. Respect the teacher.
D0GE: You should listen to Luve next time. For now, to detention you go.
MagicalFishy: I’ll make sure you don’t get away with this…
D0GE: Oh, look, I’m so frightened!
MagicalFishy then left to join detention with HBF, angered at the ignorance of D0GE. The school bell rang a few minutes after, releasing all students from the class. As the students left, D0GE called Luve to stay for a bit.
Luve: What is it you want, Senpai?
D0GE: I would Like to thank you for standing up for me earlier.
Luve: Oh, it was nothing. I was just trying to…
D0GE interrupted Luve and kissed him abruptly on the lips. Luve backed up.
Luve: S-S-SENPAI!?
D0GE: Just go with the flow…
D0GE kissed Luve again. This time, he gave no resistance. They kissed for what seemed to be hours to them, though in reality, it was only a minute. They separated, almost out of air.
Luve: Senpai… I didn’t know you felt like this for me…
D0GE: I’ve felt this ever since you were young…
HBF: What a pedo…
D0GE: HBF, what are you doing here!?
HBF: Oh, just came out of detention with MagicalFishy. We reported you to the school authorities for your ignorance.
MagicalFishy: I was also conveniently watching you two through the school’s security cameras. Told you I wouldn’t let you get away with this.
D0GE pulled out a sharp pocket knife he had, and quickly directed himself towards MagicalFishy. MagicalFishy was agile, dodging D0GE’s attacks.
Luve: Senpai, stop! You’re going to hurt someone!
D0GE: That’s what I’m trying to do!
A strange echoing sound then pummeled into everyone’s ears. D0GE fell to the ground, mortally wounding himself with his own weapon.
Luve: SENPAI!
A strange tentacle monster then arose from a rip in space and time, holding a Giant Spoon.
HBF: Oh, cmon! Not already! I was gonna go to Hungry Jack’s today!
HBF was soon impaled brutally with the Giant Spoon. The monster disappeared into thin air.
The police arrived, and saw the bloody mess that was on the floor. MagicalFishy had accidentally turned off the security cameras from after D0GE and Luve had kissed. The police, with no concise evidence, concluded that D0GE had murdered HBF, and then suicided.
MagicalFishy: Well… This went wrong in too many ways.
MagicalFishy then left the room and went to his frat to rest.
Luve: That monster… It killed my Senpai… IT WILL PAY FOR THIS!
The end.
Maryjane X Equine
Maryjane X Equine (Remade)
Maryjane and HerobrineFan were playing a game of chess in the chess club whilst Equine spectated them, since he had nothing better to do.
Equine: HBF, you’re getting a proper wreck.
HBF: Well, I just joined the club…
Equine: Doesn’t stop you from sucking donkey.
Maryjane: Chill, horse. He’s new.
Equine: Neigh.
Maryjane: Equine, I’m gonna cut down your apple with nutella rations.
Equine: Ugh… I hate you all…
Suddenly, all the lights in the chess room and its surrounding area went out.
HBF: Aw…. I wanted to play against Equine…
Equine: How bout you shut your trap and get a flashlight.
HBF: Fine… But you’re gonna go up against me after this.
HBF then left to get a flashlight, though he had no idea where he would get one. He searched for a while, and couldn’t find one. He then decided to go out to the main building in Forum University to see if there was one there.
Equine and Maryjane were left alone in the pitch black room. Equine then switched the lights on with a remote control he had in his pocket.
Maryjane: What? You turned the lights off?
Equine: Yes I did bb.
Maryjane: Then why’d you send HBF to get a flashlight?
Equine: Because I hate him.
Maryjane: I shouldn’t be surprised.
Equine: Well, that wasn’t the only reason...
Maryjane: What’s the other reason?
Equine then pinned Maryjane to the wall, and brought his big horse lips close the her. He somehow kissed her, and Equine backed up.
Equine: How you like them apples mate?
Maryjane: Well, I do like me some Stallion…
They both continued kissing violently, until HBF entered the door holding a flashlight.
HBF: I’ve heard of interracial relationships, but this goes way too far…
Maryjane: Well, I can’t say I didn’t enjoy it…
HBF: But… I thought we had something special ever since Sage paired us up…
Maryjane: I’m over you. I like horses now.
HBF: But… but...
Equine: Quit with your butts. Get the Hell outta here.
HBF turned around and headed for the exit, but then a Rip in Space in Time appeared with a tentacle monster holding a Giant Spoon.
HBF: Just… Do it already…
The Tentacle Monster then took the Giant Spoon and impaled HBF.
Maryjane and Equine didn't really care. They continued kissing until a rumbling sound startled them. The building they were in started to collapse, and they both left the building as quick as a anime-obsessed Spoderman fan riding a Hatin' Horse could. The building crumbled to the ground, and both had made it out alive.
Equine: Dayum. Lets blame it on HBF.
Maryjane: Sounds cool.
The end.
Maryjane and HerobrineFan were playing a game of chess in the chess club whilst Equine spectated them, since he had nothing better to do.
Equine: HBF, you’re getting a proper wreck.
HBF: Well, I just joined the club…
Equine: Doesn’t stop you from sucking donkey.
Maryjane: Chill, horse. He’s new.
Equine: Neigh.
Maryjane: Equine, I’m gonna cut down your apple with nutella rations.
Equine: Ugh… I hate you all…
Suddenly, all the lights in the chess room and its surrounding area went out.
HBF: Aw…. I wanted to play against Equine…
Equine: How bout you shut your trap and get a flashlight.
HBF: Fine… But you’re gonna go up against me after this.
HBF then left to get a flashlight, though he had no idea where he would get one. He searched for a while, and couldn’t find one. He then decided to go out to the main building in Forum University to see if there was one there.
Equine and Maryjane were left alone in the pitch black room. Equine then switched the lights on with a remote control he had in his pocket.
Maryjane: What? You turned the lights off?
Equine: Yes I did bb.
Maryjane: Then why’d you send HBF to get a flashlight?
Equine: Because I hate him.
Maryjane: I shouldn’t be surprised.
Equine: Well, that wasn’t the only reason...
Maryjane: What’s the other reason?
Equine then pinned Maryjane to the wall, and brought his big horse lips close the her. He somehow kissed her, and Equine backed up.
Equine: How you like them apples mate?
Maryjane: Well, I do like me some Stallion…
They both continued kissing violently, until HBF entered the door holding a flashlight.
HBF: I’ve heard of interracial relationships, but this goes way too far…
Maryjane: Well, I can’t say I didn’t enjoy it…
HBF: But… I thought we had something special ever since Sage paired us up…
Maryjane: I’m over you. I like horses now.
HBF: But… but...
Equine: Quit with your butts. Get the Hell outta here.
HBF turned around and headed for the exit, but then a Rip in Space in Time appeared with a tentacle monster holding a Giant Spoon.
HBF: Just… Do it already…
The Tentacle Monster then took the Giant Spoon and impaled HBF.
Maryjane and Equine didn't really care. They continued kissing until a rumbling sound startled them. The building they were in started to collapse, and they both left the building as quick as a anime-obsessed Spoderman fan riding a Hatin' Horse could. The building crumbled to the ground, and both had made it out alive.
Equine: Dayum. Lets blame it on HBF.
Maryjane: Sounds cool.
The end.
Brys X Pikasack
Brys X Pikasack (Remade)
Brys was a young man who liked bats. He had a crush on Pikasack since fifth grade when they were in a play together. They were now in the ninth grade, and Brys still had a crush. He commonly stalked Pikasack, since he was too shy to speak to him. He was teased for liking a Sackboy.
HBF: Hah! You like Sackboy curves!
Brys: Leave me alone…
HBF: Seriously, you like a sacky Pokémon?
Brys: Just… Stop…
HBF: What a skrub.
A tentacle monster then appeared from under a bed conveniently placed in the middle of the field the two were in, and rapidly impaled HerobrineFan, leaving him bloody on the floor.
Brys then decided to go to hill in the field, and laid down. After a few hours of sleeping, he heard thunder striking around his location.
Brys: Huh? What’s that?
Brys then looked down from the hill and saw Pikasack frolicking in the grassy field, playing with butterflies. Pikasack sneezed and another bolt of lightning struck around him, making a loud thunder sound.
Brys stood there, watching Pikasack play for hours.
Brys: The yellow tail… The fuzzy fur… Those sacky curves…
Pikasack played a long time, not becoming tired.
Brys: The curves… The sacky sackboy curves… I can’t resist… I must tell Pikasack my feelings….
Brys stood up, and once walking tripped on a conveniently placed mushroom. He tumbled down quickly, and was next to Pikasack in a matter of seconds. He ignored the pain of the fall, and stood up.
Brys: H-h-hi…
Pikasack: Who are you?
Brys: I’m Brys. We go to school together. We were also in a play together in fifth grade.
Pikasack: Oh cool. Wanna have some fun?
Brys: Fun? Sure!
Pikasack then shoved a glowing mushroom down Brys’ throat. He became dizzy and could barely stand, but soon felt like he had taken all the adrenaline a man could take. Pikasack handed him a bazooka and they headed for Forum University. They soon had left the place leveled to the ground.
Brys: Wow! That was really fun!
Pikasack: Was? We’re not done yet!
Pikasack then lead Brys to the top of Mt. RTSoft and destroyed a wooden shack that had 10 tons of TNT in it. A red and blue tentacle monster looked up at the shack, enraged.
Brys: I want to destroy MORE!
Pikasack: Oh, we sure will, after we rest.
The duo went to Skids’ Tavern, where they drank some ice cold ale and had some massages. They were relaxed. Brys woke up from sleep and saw Pikasack sitting at a table, eating some Pecha berries. He came up to him, decided to confess his feelings.
Brys: Pika, I’ve been wanting to tell you something…
Pikasack: What is it?
Brys: I love your sacky curves.
Brys then grabbed Pikasack from his shirt and proceeded to kiss him. Pikasack, confused, just went with it.
Brys: I also have another confession. I’m Batman.
Pikasack was already interested enough with the kiss, so he kissed Brys back.
Suddenly, the Tavern's roof was lifted into the sky. The tentacle monster threw the roof away and started blasting the two with energy beams. The lovers took their bazookas and started shooting back, destroying the entire tavern.
Skids: I’m done...
The two were pinned to the remains of the building, and had no ammo left. The monster was about to stab both of them with it’s sharp tentacles, but then someone entered the scene.
HBF: HAH! I KNEW YOU LIKED THE SACKBOY CURVES!
: You again? I guess I can have fun killing you TWICE today!
HBF: Oh crud....
The monster then took out a Giant Spoon from who knows where and repeatedly impaled HerobrineFan.
Brys: Let’s get out of here before he’s done with him!
Moral of the story: Don’t revive in the middle of my fan fictions.
The end.
Brys was a young man who liked bats. He had a crush on Pikasack since fifth grade when they were in a play together. They were now in the ninth grade, and Brys still had a crush. He commonly stalked Pikasack, since he was too shy to speak to him. He was teased for liking a Sackboy.
HBF: Hah! You like Sackboy curves!
Brys: Leave me alone…
HBF: Seriously, you like a sacky Pokémon?
Brys: Just… Stop…
HBF: What a skrub.
A tentacle monster then appeared from under a bed conveniently placed in the middle of the field the two were in, and rapidly impaled HerobrineFan, leaving him bloody on the floor.
Brys then decided to go to hill in the field, and laid down. After a few hours of sleeping, he heard thunder striking around his location.
Brys: Huh? What’s that?
Brys then looked down from the hill and saw Pikasack frolicking in the grassy field, playing with butterflies. Pikasack sneezed and another bolt of lightning struck around him, making a loud thunder sound.
Brys stood there, watching Pikasack play for hours.
Brys: The yellow tail… The fuzzy fur… Those sacky curves…
Pikasack played a long time, not becoming tired.
Brys: The curves… The sacky sackboy curves… I can’t resist… I must tell Pikasack my feelings….
Brys stood up, and once walking tripped on a conveniently placed mushroom. He tumbled down quickly, and was next to Pikasack in a matter of seconds. He ignored the pain of the fall, and stood up.
Brys: H-h-hi…
Pikasack: Who are you?
Brys: I’m Brys. We go to school together. We were also in a play together in fifth grade.
Pikasack: Oh cool. Wanna have some fun?
Brys: Fun? Sure!
Pikasack then shoved a glowing mushroom down Brys’ throat. He became dizzy and could barely stand, but soon felt like he had taken all the adrenaline a man could take. Pikasack handed him a bazooka and they headed for Forum University. They soon had left the place leveled to the ground.
Brys: Wow! That was really fun!
Pikasack: Was? We’re not done yet!
Pikasack then lead Brys to the top of Mt. RTSoft and destroyed a wooden shack that had 10 tons of TNT in it. A red and blue tentacle monster looked up at the shack, enraged.
Brys: I want to destroy MORE!
Pikasack: Oh, we sure will, after we rest.
The duo went to Skids’ Tavern, where they drank some ice cold ale and had some massages. They were relaxed. Brys woke up from sleep and saw Pikasack sitting at a table, eating some Pecha berries. He came up to him, decided to confess his feelings.
Brys: Pika, I’ve been wanting to tell you something…
Pikasack: What is it?
Brys: I love your sacky curves.
Brys then grabbed Pikasack from his shirt and proceeded to kiss him. Pikasack, confused, just went with it.
Brys: I also have another confession. I’m Batman.
Pikasack was already interested enough with the kiss, so he kissed Brys back.
Suddenly, the Tavern's roof was lifted into the sky. The tentacle monster threw the roof away and started blasting the two with energy beams. The lovers took their bazookas and started shooting back, destroying the entire tavern.
Skids: I’m done...
The two were pinned to the remains of the building, and had no ammo left. The monster was about to stab both of them with it’s sharp tentacles, but then someone entered the scene.
HBF: HAH! I KNEW YOU LIKED THE SACKBOY CURVES!
: You again? I guess I can have fun killing you TWICE today!
HBF: Oh crud....
The monster then took out a Giant Spoon from who knows where and repeatedly impaled HerobrineFan.
Brys: Let’s get out of here before he’s done with him!
Moral of the story: Don’t revive in the middle of my fan fictions.
The end.
HerobrineFan X Maryjane
HerobrineFan X Maryjane
HerobrineFan was walking out of Avenie’s hospital after being impaled for the hundredth time, when he saw a red headed girl running down the street towards him. The girl accidentally tackled into HBF, making both fall to the ground.
HBF: Hey… What was that for?
Maryjane: Sorry, I’m kind of in a hurry.
HBF: What would cause someone to run down a street so quickly that they tackle the first person they see?
Maryjane: Oh, I’m having a race to lock as many Pokemon themed worlds as we can.
HBF: Whos is “we”?
Maryjane: That doesn’t matter. I need to get going. Sorry for hitting you, HerobrineFan.
HBF: How do you know my name?
Maryjane: I’m Maryjane. I stalk everyone.
HBF: Ok…
Maryjane then hurried down the street as fast as she could, running out of HBF’s sight. HBF was confused, though he thought the red hair was cute. He went to the Rayquaza frat to rest after being in the hospital for 2 hours.
Areodax: Ayy lmao. You ain't in the hospital anymore. Again.
HBF: I’m used to it now…
Pikasack: Hey HBF, Areo and I are going to the Carnival to try and get the “Wasted” achievement. Wanna join us?
HBF: Sure. It’ll probably take off all my deaths out of my mind.
HerobrineFan, Areodax, and Pikasack went to the Carnival. None of them managed to get the achievement because they were all skrubs and didn’t know to use a chili or balloon to get to the platform. They eventually gave up and decided to play some other games. Pikasack went to the Deadliest bounce, Areodax went to Growganoth’s Gulch, and HBF went to Concentration. HBF didn’t have good memory, so he rage quit after losing twice. He decided to wait for Areodax and Pikasack, but bumped into Maryjane once again when he turned around a corner.
HBF: You again?
Maryjane: Hey, I like stalking people, k?
HBF: Who are you stalking now?
Maryjane: Just my competitor.
HBF: Who is he/she anyways?
Maryjane: The only way you’ll know is if you help me stalk It.
HBF: I’ve got nothing else to do, so why not?
Maryjane: Alright, let’s go!
Maryjane then lead HerobrineFan around in search of her competitor. After hours of failed searching, they decided to settle next to the animal cages.
Maryjane: Dammit… I swear I overheard it saying it would be here…
HBF: Who was he talking to?
Maryjane: Itself.
HBF: Firstly, that’s weird. Secondly, why do you keep calling this person an “It”?
Maryjane: That’s why.
Maryjane pointed towards a slender figure wearing a large brown coat. They snuck up behind it and pulled the coat off.
Maryjane: Ahah! Caught you! Buying Marijuana that isn’t from me?
: I don’t like your hair anymore. Synthetic is the way to go now.
HBF: W-W-WHAT!? THIS THING IS YOUR COMPETITOR?
Maryjane: I reckon so. Something wrong about it?
HBF: Yes! It keeps killing me in every badly written fan fiction I appear in!
: Look, I promise I won’t hurt you any time soon. I just want this red hair so I can sell it at bogus prices to get more locks to lock ‘em Pokemon worlds.
HBF: Wait… So that “Marijuana” stuff is just red hair…?
Maryjane: Yeah. It’s Maryjane is Spanish.
HBF: Ok… Can I uh… Leave now?
Maryjane: Why? We just found It. We must celebrate by stalking some more!
HBF: As long as It doesn’t hurt me...
: Hey, I told ya already. I ain’t hurtin ya soon. I just wanna go sell this hair at this one world owned by a cat that nobody goes to anymore.
HBF: Alright… Who are we stalking?
Maryjane I don’t know. You choose.
HBF: Ok… Let’s go stalk TheOnlyFish. I’ve always wondered how he gets so many World locks.
And so, HerobrineFan and Maryjane went to the Sea Guys’ frat house and hid in the vents. They watched as TheOnlyFish fried some Carp for dinner, with MagicalFishy and Aquarious starving.
MagicalFishy: Is it ready? I’m as hungry as a Tiger shark during mating season.
TheOnlyFish: Wait, it needs some seasoning.
MagicalFishy stood up, grabbed his fish before it was ready and locked himself inside his room. TheOnlyFish kept cooking, not minding the incident.
Aquarious: Finally, he locked himself in that room of his again.
TheOnlyFish: He does that all the time. You know he can’t stand not eating and watching Hen… I mean, totally appropriate animes.
Aquarious: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Were alone now…
TheOnlyFish: Oh yeah, we are.
Aquarious and TheOnlyFish then kissed, moving slowly to the couch in the living room.
HBF: Holy [Bleep}, they’re cannibals!
Maryjane: Don’t mind that, we got a new ship to blackmail ‘em with!
HBF: Oh yeah, I suppose that is so. They’re getting too far for me to se...
HerobrineFan clumsily fell out of the vent, dragging Maryjane with him. TheOnlyFish and Aquarious were startled, and when they realized what they had been doing, they locked them inside a dungeon they just so happened to have under their house, filled with garbage.
TheOnlyFish: Damn stalkers…
Aquarious: You’ve seen too much. We must eliminate you in the slowest way possible.
Aquarious then flipped a lever that started to flood the room very, very, very (did I say very?) slowly. TheOnlyFish and Aquarious then went back upstairs to uh… Finish dinner.
HBF: I guess this is gonna be a slow and painful death.
Maryjane: Yep. At least we’ve got each other here.
HBF: I suppose so… So uh… Since we're gonna die and I haven’t been shipped before, I love you.
Maryjane: Eh, I’ll just go with it.
The two fell in love after weeks of being in the slowly flooding dungeon. Both knew the inevitable death that was coming would make them lose each other in a few months, so they thought it would be best if they ended the misery of not living together happily in the outside world. They walked into the 1 Foot of water, and put their heads down. Suddenly, all the water started to drain from a newly made crack in the floor. Four tentacles came out of the ground, making the crack bigger. A tentacle monster appeared, and pulled the two out through teleportation.
HBF: Thank you! Thank you, thank you! Now Maryjane and I are free from that prison and may live long, beautiful lives together!
Maryjane: Thank goodness. Why’d you save us?
: That synthetic hair was bs. It was just some repainted dog hair, so I need yours.
Maryjane then pulled out a bag filled with her hair and handed it to her competitor.
HBF: Well, these have been an eventful 5 weeks.
: Speaking of eventful…
HBF: Oh, not now!
Maryjane: Don’t worry, I’ll wait for you at the hospital, sweety.
HBF:
The tentacle monster then took out a Giant Spoon and once again, violently impaled the very happy HerobrineFan, leaving a bloody mess everywhere.
The end.
HerobrineFan was walking out of Avenie’s hospital after being impaled for the hundredth time, when he saw a red headed girl running down the street towards him. The girl accidentally tackled into HBF, making both fall to the ground.
HBF: Hey… What was that for?
Maryjane: Sorry, I’m kind of in a hurry.
HBF: What would cause someone to run down a street so quickly that they tackle the first person they see?
Maryjane: Oh, I’m having a race to lock as many Pokemon themed worlds as we can.
HBF: Whos is “we”?
Maryjane: That doesn’t matter. I need to get going. Sorry for hitting you, HerobrineFan.
HBF: How do you know my name?
Maryjane: I’m Maryjane. I stalk everyone.
HBF: Ok…
Maryjane then hurried down the street as fast as she could, running out of HBF’s sight. HBF was confused, though he thought the red hair was cute. He went to the Rayquaza frat to rest after being in the hospital for 2 hours.
Areodax: Ayy lmao. You ain't in the hospital anymore. Again.
HBF: I’m used to it now…
Pikasack: Hey HBF, Areo and I are going to the Carnival to try and get the “Wasted” achievement. Wanna join us?
HBF: Sure. It’ll probably take off all my deaths out of my mind.
HerobrineFan, Areodax, and Pikasack went to the Carnival. None of them managed to get the achievement because they were all skrubs and didn’t know to use a chili or balloon to get to the platform. They eventually gave up and decided to play some other games. Pikasack went to the Deadliest bounce, Areodax went to Growganoth’s Gulch, and HBF went to Concentration. HBF didn’t have good memory, so he rage quit after losing twice. He decided to wait for Areodax and Pikasack, but bumped into Maryjane once again when he turned around a corner.
HBF: You again?
Maryjane: Hey, I like stalking people, k?
HBF: Who are you stalking now?
Maryjane: Just my competitor.
HBF: Who is he/she anyways?
Maryjane: The only way you’ll know is if you help me stalk It.
HBF: I’ve got nothing else to do, so why not?
Maryjane: Alright, let’s go!
Maryjane then lead HerobrineFan around in search of her competitor. After hours of failed searching, they decided to settle next to the animal cages.
Maryjane: Dammit… I swear I overheard it saying it would be here…
HBF: Who was he talking to?
Maryjane: Itself.
HBF: Firstly, that’s weird. Secondly, why do you keep calling this person an “It”?
Maryjane: That’s why.
Maryjane pointed towards a slender figure wearing a large brown coat. They snuck up behind it and pulled the coat off.
Maryjane: Ahah! Caught you! Buying Marijuana that isn’t from me?
: I don’t like your hair anymore. Synthetic is the way to go now.
HBF: W-W-WHAT!? THIS THING IS YOUR COMPETITOR?
Maryjane: I reckon so. Something wrong about it?
HBF: Yes! It keeps killing me in every badly written fan fiction I appear in!
: Look, I promise I won’t hurt you any time soon. I just want this red hair so I can sell it at bogus prices to get more locks to lock ‘em Pokemon worlds.
HBF: Wait… So that “Marijuana” stuff is just red hair…?
Maryjane: Yeah. It’s Maryjane is Spanish.
HBF: Ok… Can I uh… Leave now?
Maryjane: Why? We just found It. We must celebrate by stalking some more!
HBF: As long as It doesn’t hurt me...
: Hey, I told ya already. I ain’t hurtin ya soon. I just wanna go sell this hair at this one world owned by a cat that nobody goes to anymore.
HBF: Alright… Who are we stalking?
Maryjane I don’t know. You choose.
HBF: Ok… Let’s go stalk TheOnlyFish. I’ve always wondered how he gets so many World locks.
And so, HerobrineFan and Maryjane went to the Sea Guys’ frat house and hid in the vents. They watched as TheOnlyFish fried some Carp for dinner, with MagicalFishy and Aquarious starving.
MagicalFishy: Is it ready? I’m as hungry as a Tiger shark during mating season.
TheOnlyFish: Wait, it needs some seasoning.
MagicalFishy stood up, grabbed his fish before it was ready and locked himself inside his room. TheOnlyFish kept cooking, not minding the incident.
Aquarious: Finally, he locked himself in that room of his again.
TheOnlyFish: He does that all the time. You know he can’t stand not eating and watching Hen… I mean, totally appropriate animes.
Aquarious: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Were alone now…
TheOnlyFish: Oh yeah, we are.
Aquarious and TheOnlyFish then kissed, moving slowly to the couch in the living room.
HBF: Holy [Bleep}, they’re cannibals!
Maryjane: Don’t mind that, we got a new ship to blackmail ‘em with!
HBF: Oh yeah, I suppose that is so. They’re getting too far for me to se...
HerobrineFan clumsily fell out of the vent, dragging Maryjane with him. TheOnlyFish and Aquarious were startled, and when they realized what they had been doing, they locked them inside a dungeon they just so happened to have under their house, filled with garbage.
TheOnlyFish: Damn stalkers…
Aquarious: You’ve seen too much. We must eliminate you in the slowest way possible.
Aquarious then flipped a lever that started to flood the room very, very, very (did I say very?) slowly. TheOnlyFish and Aquarious then went back upstairs to uh… Finish dinner.
HBF: I guess this is gonna be a slow and painful death.
Maryjane: Yep. At least we’ve got each other here.
HBF: I suppose so… So uh… Since we're gonna die and I haven’t been shipped before, I love you.
Maryjane: Eh, I’ll just go with it.
The two fell in love after weeks of being in the slowly flooding dungeon. Both knew the inevitable death that was coming would make them lose each other in a few months, so they thought it would be best if they ended the misery of not living together happily in the outside world. They walked into the 1 Foot of water, and put their heads down. Suddenly, all the water started to drain from a newly made crack in the floor. Four tentacles came out of the ground, making the crack bigger. A tentacle monster appeared, and pulled the two out through teleportation.
HBF: Thank you! Thank you, thank you! Now Maryjane and I are free from that prison and may live long, beautiful lives together!
Maryjane: Thank goodness. Why’d you save us?
: That synthetic hair was bs. It was just some repainted dog hair, so I need yours.
Maryjane then pulled out a bag filled with her hair and handed it to her competitor.
HBF: Well, these have been an eventful 5 weeks.
: Speaking of eventful…
HBF: Oh, not now!
Maryjane: Don’t worry, I’ll wait for you at the hospital, sweety.
HBF:
The tentacle monster then took out a Giant Spoon and once again, violently impaled the very happy HerobrineFan, leaving a bloody mess everywhere.
The end.
Hakma X Megazork
Hakma X Megazork
Megazork was chilling in his room, watching anime like nobody's watching. He was enjoying his day, but he suddenly heard a loud wave of explosions outside his frat. He decided to go out and see what was happening.
Megazork: What the Hell is going on?
Equine: Today is Explosive pie day… Stupid, don’t ya think?
Megazork: Sure sounds like it… But uh… Tell me more about this Explosive Pie day you speak of…
Equine: Eh, people stuff cream pies with explosives and throw them at each other.
Megazork: Isn’t that dangerous?
Equine: Heck yeah. That’s why I’m hiding as a horse.
Megazork But you’ve always been a horse…
Equine: Eh, nevermind that.
Megazork: So… Are allowed to uh… Kill?
Equine: Yeah, it’s kinda like a purge, but you can only break the law using pie.
Megazork: That sounds fun…
Equine: You’re crazy, right?
Megazork: For blood… Yes…
Equine: Oh no… I thought the rehab had taken those ideas out of your head… I will uh, go draw some horses now…
Megazork: Don’t worry, I’ll retain myself. I’ve learned from the past.
Equine: I’m not taking any chances. I’m gonna go throw someone down a valley or something…
Equine quickly ran away in a very horsie fashion, leaving Megazork alone in his lawn.
Megazork: Ok Zork, calm yourself… You can handle not killing people for the one day it’s legal, right?
Megazork then headed back into his frat house to enjoy watching some more Hen… I mean anime. He couldn’t get the thought of killing people out of his head, so he decided to sleep and try to shake it off. He awoke minutes later after hearing another wave of explosions and jumped out of his bed. He ran outside and saw the beautiful carnage that was taking place.
Megazork: Oh my… Why can’t we kill each other with guns or knives?
Areodax: Hey Mega. Wanna join us? We’re trying to kill HBF with explosive pie. He’s too damn stealthy.
Megazork: Oh, it’ll be a pleasure. Just give me some pie and tell me where he is.
Areodax: He’s somewhere in the pie factory with Hakma. They’ve taken it as their own to not be defeated. Our explosive pie supplies are limited, and we can’t get more.
Megazork: Then let’s make this count. Who is coming with us?
Areodax: Pikasack, Joshie, MagicalFishy, and me.
Megazork: Let’s go then.
The five readied themselves and headed for the pie factory. They were nearing the factory, when suddenly a Flying Fish flew in front of them.
Pikasack: Oh cool, a fish!
Joshie: That’s a Flying Fish, Pikasack. They are in danger of falling extinct to the clutches of the Sea Guys, who are malevolent cannibals. They eat these poor defenseless beings lacerating and tormenting them. We happen to have Sea Guy with us at the moment.
MagicalFishy: Hey… It’s not my fault they’re so delicious. In fact, I’m hungry. I could go for one right about now…
MagicalFishy then lent forward to try and pounce on the Flying Fish, but Joshie shouted at him, thoroughly describing the rationale on why he should leave the fish alone. The Flying Fish, alarmed, jumped away from the group. As it did so, it stopped bouncing. It heard a low beeping sound, and suddenly, exploded from the ground up. A few other explosions in the close proximity were easily seen.
Pikasack: What the Hell just happened…
Areodax: I think this is an explosive pie minefield. We should uh… Be careful here.
MagicalFishy: What?
MagicalFishy stood in the middle of the field, eating the scraps of the dead fish.
Areodax: Uh Fishy, stay right there. If you move you might trigger more mines.
MagicalFishy: What!?
MagicalFishy had covered himself in blood from the fish and couldn’t hear anything with all the noise he was making whilst eating the fish. He reached out to grab more pieces, but suddenly a whole batch of mines blew up around him. His body flew apart in a similar fashion to that of the Flying Fish.
Pikasack: FISHY! NOOOOO!
Megazork: Wow, this is already paying off.
Areodax: Ok… No need to panic… He wasn’t that good at throwing pie anyways.
Joshie: (Whispering) At least it wasn’t Lord Hakma…
Pikasack: What did you say Joshie?
Joshie: I uh… I said I wish I could continue my perusal of Webster’s Dictionary. It is quite fascinating.
Pikasack: Ok…
Areodax: C’mon guys, we can’t waste any more time. We have to get to the factory. Luckily Fishy’s body blew up all the mines in our path.
Megazork: How do you know that?
Areodax: I have a pie tracker. There are none in our way.
Megazork: I’d love to discuss how weird that is, but I think we should move. (Whispering) I need more Death…
The now four members made it to the pie factory, only to be stopped by a pie wall.
Megazork: What in bloody Hell?
Areodax: Ah, the old electric pie wall trick…
Megazork: Electric pie wall?
Areodax: Yes. It has been used throughout the dozens of years of Explosive Pie Day history… It breaks the rules of explosions, yet it is shocking enough to make the cut.
Pikasack: Heh, you and your puns….
Joshie: Could we get over this before a certain something writes a grim Pikasack X Areodax fanfiction?
Megazork: Joshie is right. We must hurry, we need to ki… I mean, take over the pie factory.
Areodax: Alright. Luckily for us, I know the one way to get past these walls.
Megazork: And that would be?
Areodax: We throw panties at it.
Megazork: I expected no less from you.
The four then pulled out panties from Areodax’s messenger bag and started shooting them like rubber bands at the pie wall. It went down, almost as if taken out by a wrecking ball. The gang entered the facility, and found HBF and Hakma sitting in cherry pie thrones, together with many members of Forum University hanging by pie crusts from the ceiling, with a giant pie soda tank under them.
HBF: I expected you’d come here.
Areodax: Well, then get ready to be taken down!
Hakma: You think we weren’t prepared for you?
Hakma then pulled a lever that slowly dropped PannyFlan into the pie soda tank.
Joshie: Oh, pie soda! It is an intensely acidic liquid! One drop of it and it can melt human skin in a matter of seconds!
Areodax: OH SAM HELL NO.
Areodax then jumped and took PannyFlan onto the ground with him.
PannyFlan: Thank you, my love!
Areodax: Oh, no problemo.
PannyFlan leaned forward and kissed Areodax right on the lips.
CocoMonkey: Oh, no you don’t!
CocoMonkey untangled from the pie crust and jumped towards the two and angrily slapped PannyFlan, sending her across the room.
Areodax: What are you doing!? This isn’t the set of fanfictions where we are together!
CocoMonkey: Oh yeah. Well…
CocoMonkey ran as fast as she could out of the factory, not to be seen again that day.
Hakma: You are quite annoying. Luckily, you don’t have enough strength to stop THIS!
Hakma proceeded to pull a lever that started dropping all the people at once.Various conversations were taking place.
Indicative: Electro, since these are probably our last moments, I need you to know… I ate your cupcake last night.
ElectroDream: You what!? You maniac! How could you!?
Indicative: It was quite simple actually. Just had to pull up the cupcake, put it in my mouth, chew on it, and sw…
ElectroDream: No, I mean, why did you do it?
Indicative: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
Indicative proceeded to kiss Electro, and the two swung on the crust happily. They swung hard enough for the crust to break and they dropped into the soda pie, melting rapidly.
Areodax: Crap! We need to stop Hakma!
Joshie: Or we could go with my plan.
Areodax: What is it, Mr Walking Encyclopedia?
Joshie: We could move the tank… Soda pie is lighter than Hydrogen, and the tank is made of very light plastic.
Pikasack: Seems completely legit.
Megazork: If only a certain something knew how to make a story without ridiculous things happening everywhere…
The four started pushing the exceptionally light tank. Whilst doing so, Pikasack was pulled by HerobrineFan, who was holding a pie.
Pikasack: So uh… What are you planning to do with that pie… Eat it?
HBF: If I wanted to explode, sure. But I want it as a gift for you!
HerobrineFan shoved the pie down Pikasack’s throat. Pikasack uttered his last words before exploding.
Pikasack: AT LEAST THIS IS BETTER THAN INCEST!
Areodax: NOOOO! YOU MONSTER!
Megazork: No more.
Megazork pulled out a gun and repeatedly shot HBF in his head, chest, and not so private parts.
Areodax: Wow. First time he dies to something other than a Giant Spoon.
Joshie: Well. You might wanna hide any evidence of that gun. We can only break the law using anything with pie.
Megazork: Oh, but I didn’t break the law.
Megazork held the gun, showing the serial number: PIE69
Joshie: Well, loopholes sure work out sometimes.
Megazork: For the Zork, they always do…
Megazork grinned, holding the gun in a position to shoot. He shot Areodax, and let Joshie go.
Megazork: You’re the least incompetent here… Leave before I decide to kill you in a much more violent way…
Hakma: Well done, Zorky-poo.
Megazork: It's a pleasure.
Megazork and Hakma started to kiss in an almost violent way, saying “nice” stuff to each other, enjoying every moment. Many spectators hanging from pie crust could see the intense love they felt for each other.
GummiBear: So uh… You gonna let us go?
Maryjane: I just wanted some pumpkin pie, dammit.
HBF: I think blood is rushing to my brain.
Boomer: HBF? How’d you get here? Megazork killed you, you’re body is… Actually, where did your corpse go?
HBF: I don't know. I thought I was dead for the rest of this fan fiction.
Megazork: Oh, we let you live a bit more so an old friend could do something. Of course, not before I killed the rest.
Megazork then brought down everybody but HBF, killing them one by one. He stabbed or shot them, depending on how much he hated them.
Hakma: They are all dead now my love. Shall I call It?
Megazork: Let's have some other kind of fun first.
Megazork and Hakma tangled on the floor, kissing each other very passionately. After a few minutes of that, Megazork and Hakma stood up and called someone.
Hakma: Our friend will be having some fun with you.
HBF: What fri… OH GODDAMMIT NO.
A rupture in space and time appeared, and out from it came the tentacle spoon monster. It held a Giant Spoon, ready to impale.
HBF: Wait, I need to do something first.
It allowed HBF to untangle. He then ran as quickly as he could and jumped into the soda pie tank.
HBF: CAN'T KILL ME IF I'M ALREADY DEAD!
It waited a minute or two, and HBF fell from nowhere to It’s knees.
HBF: DAMMIT, WHY MUST IT ALWAYS END THIS WAY.
It then impaled HBF so strongly, the factory started to collapse.
Hakma: My beautiful love, we must get out of here.
Megazork: I agree, my tasty tater.
Megazork then summoned his motorcycle and jumped on to it with Hakma. It stopped them before they could leave. It handed them two shiny white ‘elm… Helmets.
: Never drive off without protection.
The two then drove off into the sunset, watching the factory collapse and for some reason explode…
But wait, it isn’t over.
Hakma: Hey, who could that be over there?
Hakma pointed at a figure running away like a coyote.
Megazork: Probably Joshie. Lets run him over.
Hakma: Sounds cool to me. RUN THAT [BLEEP] OVER. LET’S END HIS [BLEEPING] LIFE. NO [BLEEPS] ARE GIVEN ANYMORE!
Megazork: Ah, I was hoping your old self would come back.
Hakma: Always. It always [BLEEPING] does.
The two then ran over Joshie, leaving his corpse bleeding like a piñata dropping it’s candy.
The end
Megazork was chilling in his room, watching anime like nobody's watching. He was enjoying his day, but he suddenly heard a loud wave of explosions outside his frat. He decided to go out and see what was happening.
Megazork: What the Hell is going on?
Equine: Today is Explosive pie day… Stupid, don’t ya think?
Megazork: Sure sounds like it… But uh… Tell me more about this Explosive Pie day you speak of…
Equine: Eh, people stuff cream pies with explosives and throw them at each other.
Megazork: Isn’t that dangerous?
Equine: Heck yeah. That’s why I’m hiding as a horse.
Megazork But you’ve always been a horse…
Equine: Eh, nevermind that.
Megazork: So… Are allowed to uh… Kill?
Equine: Yeah, it’s kinda like a purge, but you can only break the law using pie.
Megazork: That sounds fun…
Equine: You’re crazy, right?
Megazork: For blood… Yes…
Equine: Oh no… I thought the rehab had taken those ideas out of your head… I will uh, go draw some horses now…
Megazork: Don’t worry, I’ll retain myself. I’ve learned from the past.
Equine: I’m not taking any chances. I’m gonna go throw someone down a valley or something…
Equine quickly ran away in a very horsie fashion, leaving Megazork alone in his lawn.
Megazork: Ok Zork, calm yourself… You can handle not killing people for the one day it’s legal, right?
Megazork then headed back into his frat house to enjoy watching some more Hen… I mean anime. He couldn’t get the thought of killing people out of his head, so he decided to sleep and try to shake it off. He awoke minutes later after hearing another wave of explosions and jumped out of his bed. He ran outside and saw the beautiful carnage that was taking place.
Megazork: Oh my… Why can’t we kill each other with guns or knives?
Areodax: Hey Mega. Wanna join us? We’re trying to kill HBF with explosive pie. He’s too damn stealthy.
Megazork: Oh, it’ll be a pleasure. Just give me some pie and tell me where he is.
Areodax: He’s somewhere in the pie factory with Hakma. They’ve taken it as their own to not be defeated. Our explosive pie supplies are limited, and we can’t get more.
Megazork: Then let’s make this count. Who is coming with us?
Areodax: Pikasack, Joshie, MagicalFishy, and me.
Megazork: Let’s go then.
The five readied themselves and headed for the pie factory. They were nearing the factory, when suddenly a Flying Fish flew in front of them.
Pikasack: Oh cool, a fish!
Joshie: That’s a Flying Fish, Pikasack. They are in danger of falling extinct to the clutches of the Sea Guys, who are malevolent cannibals. They eat these poor defenseless beings lacerating and tormenting them. We happen to have Sea Guy with us at the moment.
MagicalFishy: Hey… It’s not my fault they’re so delicious. In fact, I’m hungry. I could go for one right about now…
MagicalFishy then lent forward to try and pounce on the Flying Fish, but Joshie shouted at him, thoroughly describing the rationale on why he should leave the fish alone. The Flying Fish, alarmed, jumped away from the group. As it did so, it stopped bouncing. It heard a low beeping sound, and suddenly, exploded from the ground up. A few other explosions in the close proximity were easily seen.
Pikasack: What the Hell just happened…
Areodax: I think this is an explosive pie minefield. We should uh… Be careful here.
MagicalFishy: What?
MagicalFishy stood in the middle of the field, eating the scraps of the dead fish.
Areodax: Uh Fishy, stay right there. If you move you might trigger more mines.
MagicalFishy: What!?
MagicalFishy had covered himself in blood from the fish and couldn’t hear anything with all the noise he was making whilst eating the fish. He reached out to grab more pieces, but suddenly a whole batch of mines blew up around him. His body flew apart in a similar fashion to that of the Flying Fish.
Pikasack: FISHY! NOOOOO!
Megazork: Wow, this is already paying off.
Areodax: Ok… No need to panic… He wasn’t that good at throwing pie anyways.
Joshie: (Whispering) At least it wasn’t Lord Hakma…
Pikasack: What did you say Joshie?
Joshie: I uh… I said I wish I could continue my perusal of Webster’s Dictionary. It is quite fascinating.
Pikasack: Ok…
Areodax: C’mon guys, we can’t waste any more time. We have to get to the factory. Luckily Fishy’s body blew up all the mines in our path.
Megazork: How do you know that?
Areodax: I have a pie tracker. There are none in our way.
Megazork: I’d love to discuss how weird that is, but I think we should move. (Whispering) I need more Death…
The now four members made it to the pie factory, only to be stopped by a pie wall.
Megazork: What in bloody Hell?
Areodax: Ah, the old electric pie wall trick…
Megazork: Electric pie wall?
Areodax: Yes. It has been used throughout the dozens of years of Explosive Pie Day history… It breaks the rules of explosions, yet it is shocking enough to make the cut.
Pikasack: Heh, you and your puns….
Joshie: Could we get over this before a certain something writes a grim Pikasack X Areodax fanfiction?
Megazork: Joshie is right. We must hurry, we need to ki… I mean, take over the pie factory.
Areodax: Alright. Luckily for us, I know the one way to get past these walls.
Megazork: And that would be?
Areodax: We throw panties at it.
Megazork: I expected no less from you.
The four then pulled out panties from Areodax’s messenger bag and started shooting them like rubber bands at the pie wall. It went down, almost as if taken out by a wrecking ball. The gang entered the facility, and found HBF and Hakma sitting in cherry pie thrones, together with many members of Forum University hanging by pie crusts from the ceiling, with a giant pie soda tank under them.
HBF: I expected you’d come here.
Areodax: Well, then get ready to be taken down!
Hakma: You think we weren’t prepared for you?
Hakma then pulled a lever that slowly dropped PannyFlan into the pie soda tank.
Joshie: Oh, pie soda! It is an intensely acidic liquid! One drop of it and it can melt human skin in a matter of seconds!
Areodax: OH SAM HELL NO.
Areodax then jumped and took PannyFlan onto the ground with him.
PannyFlan: Thank you, my love!
Areodax: Oh, no problemo.
PannyFlan leaned forward and kissed Areodax right on the lips.
CocoMonkey: Oh, no you don’t!
CocoMonkey untangled from the pie crust and jumped towards the two and angrily slapped PannyFlan, sending her across the room.
Areodax: What are you doing!? This isn’t the set of fanfictions where we are together!
CocoMonkey: Oh yeah. Well…
CocoMonkey ran as fast as she could out of the factory, not to be seen again that day.
Hakma: You are quite annoying. Luckily, you don’t have enough strength to stop THIS!
Hakma proceeded to pull a lever that started dropping all the people at once.Various conversations were taking place.
Indicative: Electro, since these are probably our last moments, I need you to know… I ate your cupcake last night.
ElectroDream: You what!? You maniac! How could you!?
Indicative: It was quite simple actually. Just had to pull up the cupcake, put it in my mouth, chew on it, and sw…
ElectroDream: No, I mean, why did you do it?
Indicative: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
Indicative proceeded to kiss Electro, and the two swung on the crust happily. They swung hard enough for the crust to break and they dropped into the soda pie, melting rapidly.
Areodax: Crap! We need to stop Hakma!
Joshie: Or we could go with my plan.
Areodax: What is it, Mr Walking Encyclopedia?
Joshie: We could move the tank… Soda pie is lighter than Hydrogen, and the tank is made of very light plastic.
Pikasack: Seems completely legit.
Megazork: If only a certain something knew how to make a story without ridiculous things happening everywhere…
The four started pushing the exceptionally light tank. Whilst doing so, Pikasack was pulled by HerobrineFan, who was holding a pie.
Pikasack: So uh… What are you planning to do with that pie… Eat it?
HBF: If I wanted to explode, sure. But I want it as a gift for you!
HerobrineFan shoved the pie down Pikasack’s throat. Pikasack uttered his last words before exploding.
Pikasack: AT LEAST THIS IS BETTER THAN INCEST!
Areodax: NOOOO! YOU MONSTER!
Megazork: No more.
Megazork pulled out a gun and repeatedly shot HBF in his head, chest, and not so private parts.
Areodax: Wow. First time he dies to something other than a Giant Spoon.
Joshie: Well. You might wanna hide any evidence of that gun. We can only break the law using anything with pie.
Megazork: Oh, but I didn’t break the law.
Megazork held the gun, showing the serial number: PIE69
Joshie: Well, loopholes sure work out sometimes.
Megazork: For the Zork, they always do…
Megazork grinned, holding the gun in a position to shoot. He shot Areodax, and let Joshie go.
Megazork: You’re the least incompetent here… Leave before I decide to kill you in a much more violent way…
Hakma: Well done, Zorky-poo.
Megazork: It's a pleasure.
Megazork and Hakma started to kiss in an almost violent way, saying “nice” stuff to each other, enjoying every moment. Many spectators hanging from pie crust could see the intense love they felt for each other.
GummiBear: So uh… You gonna let us go?
Maryjane: I just wanted some pumpkin pie, dammit.
HBF: I think blood is rushing to my brain.
Boomer: HBF? How’d you get here? Megazork killed you, you’re body is… Actually, where did your corpse go?
HBF: I don't know. I thought I was dead for the rest of this fan fiction.
Megazork: Oh, we let you live a bit more so an old friend could do something. Of course, not before I killed the rest.
Megazork then brought down everybody but HBF, killing them one by one. He stabbed or shot them, depending on how much he hated them.
Hakma: They are all dead now my love. Shall I call It?
Megazork: Let's have some other kind of fun first.
Megazork and Hakma tangled on the floor, kissing each other very passionately. After a few minutes of that, Megazork and Hakma stood up and called someone.
Hakma: Our friend will be having some fun with you.
HBF: What fri… OH GODDAMMIT NO.
A rupture in space and time appeared, and out from it came the tentacle spoon monster. It held a Giant Spoon, ready to impale.
HBF: Wait, I need to do something first.
It allowed HBF to untangle. He then ran as quickly as he could and jumped into the soda pie tank.
HBF: CAN'T KILL ME IF I'M ALREADY DEAD!
It waited a minute or two, and HBF fell from nowhere to It’s knees.
HBF: DAMMIT, WHY MUST IT ALWAYS END THIS WAY.
It then impaled HBF so strongly, the factory started to collapse.
Hakma: My beautiful love, we must get out of here.
Megazork: I agree, my tasty tater.
Megazork then summoned his motorcycle and jumped on to it with Hakma. It stopped them before they could leave. It handed them two shiny white ‘elm… Helmets.
: Never drive off without protection.
The two then drove off into the sunset, watching the factory collapse and for some reason explode…
But wait, it isn’t over.
Hakma: Hey, who could that be over there?
Hakma pointed at a figure running away like a coyote.
Megazork: Probably Joshie. Lets run him over.
Hakma: Sounds cool to me. RUN THAT [BLEEP] OVER. LET’S END HIS [BLEEPING] LIFE. NO [BLEEPS] ARE GIVEN ANYMORE!
Megazork: Ah, I was hoping your old self would come back.
Hakma: Always. It always [BLEEPING] does.
The two then ran over Joshie, leaving his corpse bleeding like a piñata dropping it’s candy.
The end
Aquarious X MagicalFishy
Aquarious X MagicalFishy
MagicalFishy was, as usual, binge watching One Piece because he had nothing productive to do with his life. He decided to check the forums, and saw that there was a party being held at the Rayquaza frat. He decided to go, but not before watching more Hen… I mean anime.
TheOnlyFish: Hey, where are you going?
MagicalFishy: To a party. Why the question?
TheOnlyFish: Don’t you want some Sushi? I made it from the finest Flying Fish.
MagicalFishy: Sure.
MagicalFishy then grabbed the Sushi and was about to put it in his mouth, when suddenly, Aquarious slapped it out of his hand and slit TheOnlyFish’s neck.
MagicalFishy: OH HELL AQUA, WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Aquarious: I killed this faker. It was a clone of TOF made to kill all forumers. That Sushi was poisoned.
MagicalFishy: Who would go to such an extent!? Poisoning such a fine meal is not right!
Aquarious: I could never agree with you more, but we must stop the fiend that started it all.
MagicalFishy: Who would that be?
Aquarious: Beats me. All I know is that he’ll be at the Rayquaza frat party. Some of the people there might be clones.
MagicalFishy: But do we have to go? I was kinda into what I was watc…
Aquarious: You can go watch your perverted stuff later, but right now we have to stop this, or there won't be any perverted stuff to watch.
MagicalFishy: Alright…
Aquarious and MagicalFishy went to the Rayquaza frat, acting as if everything was normal with everything.
Areodax: Ayyy Aqua, Fishy, come in! We’re watching a film about how pie was discovered in the mines of RTSoft.
MagicalFishy: But pie is artificial… Made by people…
Areodax: Oh, so that's why there’s so many panties and no pie in the film. Well, come in.
Both then entered the frat house and saw the wild party that was taking place. Equine was swinging from the chandelier, spraying nutella onto everyone. Maryjane and HerobrineFan were arguing about whether to watch Game of Thrones or Doctor Who. Pikasack was licking Brys because why not.
MagicalFishy: Well, this party really is quite… Interesting.
Areodax: I know what you’re thinking. We should have more of these. They’re so incredibly good and entertaining. What’s not to love about panties flying around the room?
Aquarious: There are no panties flying around the room…
Areodax: There aren’t? Well, uh, this is awkward. I can’t leave my guests without the finest of entertainment!
Areodax then pulled a switch which started shooting panties all across the room. A pink one fell on Aquarious.
Areodax: You wouldn’t look half bad wearing that.
MagicalFishy: I upvote that.
Aquarious: Shut up.
Aquarious then pulled MagicalFishy to the side and started whispering in his ear.
Aquarious: We need to get straight to the point and stop whoever is doing this…
MagicalFishy: Ok, but how are we going to do that?
Aquarious: I have this device that tells me who is a clone because they have an enhanced molecular structure.
MagicalFishy: Woah. How’d you get it?
Aquarious: I don’t know. I just have it for the convenience of the plot I guess.
The two then started waiting until the guests went one by one into the restroom (clones have human needs, too) and killed whoever wasn’t real. They had finished with the clones that were in the frat house, but when they went back into the living room, people exactly like the ones they killed were there.
MagicalFishy: What? How’d they get here! We just killed them…
Aquarious: These must be new. We flushed the others down the toilet. Whoever is behind all this is in this house.
MagicalFishy: Then we should start searching.
They started looking around the house, until they found a dungeon full of autographed panties. There they found Luve, who had been operating a cloning machine he totally didn’t rip off from Mewtwo.
Luve: I see you’ve found me…
MagicalFishy: Luve!? You were banned! How are you here?
Luve: I wasn’t banned. I faked it so I could get my revenge.
MagicalFishy: What revenge?
Luve: Don’t you remember? That damned tentacle monster killed my beloved D0GE-Senpai in D0GE X Luve. You saw it all… I created this rip-off of a machine to destroy that monster by replacing you all one by one, until my clones were powerful enough to multiply on their own and ultimately destroy It!
Aquarious: You do know everybody comes back to life after one fan fiction of being dead, right?
Luve: Wait, they do?
Aquarious: Yeah. D0GE is hanging out in the living room.
Luve: Oh my! I must go and meet my Senpai!
Luve went into the living room and didn’t see D0GE anywhere. He wondered where his loved one was, but before he could say anything, Aquarious sliced his neck.
Aquarious: Heh. Too bad he didn’t know D0GE didn’t actually come back because he wasn’t good enough for our Lord and writer’s purposes.
MagicalFishy: Yep. So what are we going to do with all these clones?
Aquarious: I didn’t think of that…
The clones then started running at the few non-clones and would’ve ripped them apart, hadn’t HerobrineFan killed them all with his “Incredibly fast changing phases” move.
MagicalFishy: HBF! You saved us!
HBF: Heck yeah I did. I’m the most badash Detective Arrendellian Doctor Pokema...
: You’ve said enough…
The Tentacle Monster, which appeared from nowhere, then impaled HBF very violently.
Aquarious: Of course that would happen…
Luve’s cloning machine started beeping quickly, and smoke could be seen coming out of the dungeon.
: Oh, you might want to get out of this house. It’s about to explode from what I can see.
The Tentacle Monster then flew out of the house, making a hole in the ceiling whilst It farted rainbows.
Areodax: NOOO! MY PANTIES!
Areodax quickly ran into the room and played around with the undergarments, which was basically suicide at the moment, but he’s Areodax, so it doesn't matter as long as it’s got panties.
MagicalFishy: We need to get out of here. Good thing Meagzork’s bike is outside.
Aquarious: Alright, let’s go.
MagicalFishy and Aquarious then drove off as far as they could before the frat house exploded.
MagicalFishy: Cool guys don’t look at explosions.
Aquarious: You looked at the explosion though.
MagicalFishy: Exactly my point.
Aquarious: K.
MagicalFishy, who was driving the motorbike, sped off to a cliff, making both him and Aquarious fall.
Aquarious: Well, you just killed us.
MagicalFishy: Not yet, my beloved Senpai.
Aquarious: Senp…
MagicalFishy kissed Aquarious whilst they fell from the skies. They kissed and liked it so very much, clouds made of hearts floated around them, saving them from the death of such fall. The two then flew off in their love cloud into the skies and lived happily ever after. Or at least until they get shipped again.
The end
MagicalFishy was, as usual, binge watching One Piece because he had nothing productive to do with his life. He decided to check the forums, and saw that there was a party being held at the Rayquaza frat. He decided to go, but not before watching more Hen… I mean anime.
TheOnlyFish: Hey, where are you going?
MagicalFishy: To a party. Why the question?
TheOnlyFish: Don’t you want some Sushi? I made it from the finest Flying Fish.
MagicalFishy: Sure.
MagicalFishy then grabbed the Sushi and was about to put it in his mouth, when suddenly, Aquarious slapped it out of his hand and slit TheOnlyFish’s neck.
MagicalFishy: OH HELL AQUA, WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Aquarious: I killed this faker. It was a clone of TOF made to kill all forumers. That Sushi was poisoned.
MagicalFishy: Who would go to such an extent!? Poisoning such a fine meal is not right!
Aquarious: I could never agree with you more, but we must stop the fiend that started it all.
MagicalFishy: Who would that be?
Aquarious: Beats me. All I know is that he’ll be at the Rayquaza frat party. Some of the people there might be clones.
MagicalFishy: But do we have to go? I was kinda into what I was watc…
Aquarious: You can go watch your perverted stuff later, but right now we have to stop this, or there won't be any perverted stuff to watch.
MagicalFishy: Alright…
Aquarious and MagicalFishy went to the Rayquaza frat, acting as if everything was normal with everything.
Areodax: Ayyy Aqua, Fishy, come in! We’re watching a film about how pie was discovered in the mines of RTSoft.
MagicalFishy: But pie is artificial… Made by people…
Areodax: Oh, so that's why there’s so many panties and no pie in the film. Well, come in.
Both then entered the frat house and saw the wild party that was taking place. Equine was swinging from the chandelier, spraying nutella onto everyone. Maryjane and HerobrineFan were arguing about whether to watch Game of Thrones or Doctor Who. Pikasack was licking Brys because why not.
MagicalFishy: Well, this party really is quite… Interesting.
Areodax: I know what you’re thinking. We should have more of these. They’re so incredibly good and entertaining. What’s not to love about panties flying around the room?
Aquarious: There are no panties flying around the room…
Areodax: There aren’t? Well, uh, this is awkward. I can’t leave my guests without the finest of entertainment!
Areodax then pulled a switch which started shooting panties all across the room. A pink one fell on Aquarious.
Areodax: You wouldn’t look half bad wearing that.
MagicalFishy: I upvote that.
Aquarious: Shut up.
Aquarious then pulled MagicalFishy to the side and started whispering in his ear.
Aquarious: We need to get straight to the point and stop whoever is doing this…
MagicalFishy: Ok, but how are we going to do that?
Aquarious: I have this device that tells me who is a clone because they have an enhanced molecular structure.
MagicalFishy: Woah. How’d you get it?
Aquarious: I don’t know. I just have it for the convenience of the plot I guess.
The two then started waiting until the guests went one by one into the restroom (clones have human needs, too) and killed whoever wasn’t real. They had finished with the clones that were in the frat house, but when they went back into the living room, people exactly like the ones they killed were there.
MagicalFishy: What? How’d they get here! We just killed them…
Aquarious: These must be new. We flushed the others down the toilet. Whoever is behind all this is in this house.
MagicalFishy: Then we should start searching.
They started looking around the house, until they found a dungeon full of autographed panties. There they found Luve, who had been operating a cloning machine he totally didn’t rip off from Mewtwo.
Luve: I see you’ve found me…
MagicalFishy: Luve!? You were banned! How are you here?
Luve: I wasn’t banned. I faked it so I could get my revenge.
MagicalFishy: What revenge?
Luve: Don’t you remember? That damned tentacle monster killed my beloved D0GE-Senpai in D0GE X Luve. You saw it all… I created this rip-off of a machine to destroy that monster by replacing you all one by one, until my clones were powerful enough to multiply on their own and ultimately destroy It!
Aquarious: You do know everybody comes back to life after one fan fiction of being dead, right?
Luve: Wait, they do?
Aquarious: Yeah. D0GE is hanging out in the living room.
Luve: Oh my! I must go and meet my Senpai!
Luve went into the living room and didn’t see D0GE anywhere. He wondered where his loved one was, but before he could say anything, Aquarious sliced his neck.
Aquarious: Heh. Too bad he didn’t know D0GE didn’t actually come back because he wasn’t good enough for our Lord and writer’s purposes.
MagicalFishy: Yep. So what are we going to do with all these clones?
Aquarious: I didn’t think of that…
The clones then started running at the few non-clones and would’ve ripped them apart, hadn’t HerobrineFan killed them all with his “Incredibly fast changing phases” move.
MagicalFishy: HBF! You saved us!
HBF: Heck yeah I did. I’m the most badash Detective Arrendellian Doctor Pokema...
: You’ve said enough…
The Tentacle Monster, which appeared from nowhere, then impaled HBF very violently.
Aquarious: Of course that would happen…
Luve’s cloning machine started beeping quickly, and smoke could be seen coming out of the dungeon.
: Oh, you might want to get out of this house. It’s about to explode from what I can see.
The Tentacle Monster then flew out of the house, making a hole in the ceiling whilst It farted rainbows.
Areodax: NOOO! MY PANTIES!
Areodax quickly ran into the room and played around with the undergarments, which was basically suicide at the moment, but he’s Areodax, so it doesn't matter as long as it’s got panties.
MagicalFishy: We need to get out of here. Good thing Meagzork’s bike is outside.
Aquarious: Alright, let’s go.
MagicalFishy and Aquarious then drove off as far as they could before the frat house exploded.
MagicalFishy: Cool guys don’t look at explosions.
Aquarious: You looked at the explosion though.
MagicalFishy: Exactly my point.
Aquarious: K.
MagicalFishy, who was driving the motorbike, sped off to a cliff, making both him and Aquarious fall.
Aquarious: Well, you just killed us.
MagicalFishy: Not yet, my beloved Senpai.
Aquarious: Senp…
MagicalFishy kissed Aquarious whilst they fell from the skies. They kissed and liked it so very much, clouds made of hearts floated around them, saving them from the death of such fall. The two then flew off in their love cloud into the skies and lived happily ever after. Or at least until they get shipped again.
The end
Origin of the Spoon
Origin of the Spoon
Areodax and Pikasack were playing a game of Battleship in their frat house whilst HerobrineFan sat on the couch, sleeping away the pain of being impaled.
Areodax: Poor HBF, he looks so tired and in pain.
Pikasack: Well, considering he’s been impaled three times this week, that’s explainable.
Areodax: Well, at least there aren’t any scheduled fan fictions this week.
Pikasack: Wait, what are we in then?
Areodax: I don’t know…
Suddenly, a rip in space and time opened in the room and out of it came the Tentacle Spoon Monster, holding a Giant Spoon, as always.
HerobrineFan: Oh come on! Can’t I rest for one day!?
: Well, I’ve got nothing better to do so I’m just gonna imp…
Areodax: Wait, why do you impale HBF all the time with that Giant Spoon, anyways?
: Well, that’s a long story, but I’m all about long stories, so here I go.
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It was a normal day. I was fighting Mewtwo, stabbing him with my tentacles here and there. We fought for a long, long time, until Mewtwo was on the verge of dying. I was fine, and was about to make a final blow, but that little clone boy materialized a Giant Spoon and impaled me in my crystal brain, making me fall to the ground. I became unconscious, and apparently awoke a year later.
: Bloody Hell. Where am I?
Maryjane: Oh, you’re finally awake. You fought some humanoid cat and lost. You passed out after being impaled with a Giant Spoon.
: Oh, I remember now. How long was I out?
Maryjane: Oh, about a year.
: A year? Eh, I guess going out a year and being on a bed is better than disintegrating and freezing in the arctic circle for four years. Wait, have you been taking care of me this whole time?
Maryjane: Nah, I just come by once a week after stalking about anyone I can find to see if you’re awake. I’m lucky to have come today, the day you awoke.
: Well, thank you. Good thing I don’t need food or Hentai to live. It would have been a burden for you to give me that every day of this past year. Damn, it’s good to be above mortals…
Maryjane: Ok then… Oh, now that I’ve basically saved your pointy butt, I have complete right to stalk you whenever I want, wherever I want.
: Seems cool to me. It’s pretty lonely having to be killing any entirely inferior being all the time.
Maryjane: But I’ve seen you destroy stuff like nothing. Aren’t humans inferior?
: Yes, but humans, horses, donkeys, helicopters, mice, and wizards, apart from others, are on the safe list.
Maryjane: Good to know.
: Well, may I know where we are?
Maryjane: Oh yes. We’re in a small shack at the top of Mt. RTSoft, located near RTSoft City.
: Seems legit. What is your name?
Maryjane: It’s Maryjane. How bout yours?
: My name is Sage. It has absolutely nothing to do with my personality, though.
Maryjane: K den. So uh, it’s Winter and this shack has no heater, and I need someone to cuddle with.
Sage: Uh, I mean, I wasn’t planning on any Maryjane X Sage fanfics, but sure.
The two cuddled up in a corner to preserve body heat (no, not what you’re thinking, pervs.) for a few hours.
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Pikasack: Wait, are you trying to ship yourself with MJ? She’s way too hot for an alie…
Areodax: Shut up, Sackboy curve lover. At least It can ship Itself with whoever he wants without having to be judged by gender.
Sage: May I get back to my story?
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After cuddling and NOT trying to make any Maryjane X Sage fanfics happen, Sage decided to go out and seek Mewtwo to pwn his butt. He flew out into the sky, making rips in space-time and creating auroras to attract him. After a tiring 5 minutes, Mewtwo appeared.
Mewtwo: I see I didn’t kill you…
Sage: What? You thought a spoon could kill me? For the love of Deoxys, you know I can’t die. Plus, you cheated back then… ITEMS WE DON’T ALREADY HAVE ARE NOT LEGAL FOR USE IN A POKEMON BATTLE!
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HBF: Well, since Mewtwo made the spoon appear with his own powers, it wouldn’t be chea…
Sage: Shut the Hell up. I’m trying to tell my story, Mr. Arrendellian wannabe.
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Mewtwo: Whatever… I am much stronger than before. Spoon or no spoon, I will make sure I kill you.
Sage: We’ll see about that…
The two powerful psychics then charged up for battle. Mewtwo went out on full force against Sage, blasting Shadow Balls everywhere, though Sage kept dodging or deflecting them in his Speed and Defence forms, perspectively.
Mewtwo: GRRR. Stop moving so fast!
Sage: You’re too slow!
Mewtwo: Shut up you pipsqueek…
Sage: Problem?
Mewtwo: Yes, you’re my problem.
Sage: It’s not my fault. I gotta go fast.
Mewtwo: I’ve had it with you…
Mewtwo suddenly glowed with a blinding light. A sphere formed around him, and quickly cracked. Out of it came Mega Mewtwo Y.
Sage: Oh, Mega Evolution, eh? I’d play that game too, but the Universe would probably collapse from such power.
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Megazork: But Deoxys can’t Mega Evolve.
Hakma: Why would a Hentai actor be powerful enough to destroy the Universe? I can’t even do that!
Joshie: Yeah, and Hakma is a God.
Pikasack: Where the heck did you come from?
Megazork: The plot demanded for an awkward love triangle to appear.
Sage: What? No, that’s for a later story.
Joshie: Oh, so that’s why there aren’t excesive amounts of books here.
Hakma: I only came for Areo’s panty collection.
Areodax: Hey…
Sage: Well, firstly, I can Mega Evolve. I just don’t do it cuz you’ll all die. Second, I’m not a Hentai actor (Screw you, Areodax), and third, Hakma isn’t a God. He’s Demigod.
Hakma: Oh, I am? Cool! Now I sound less cliche of a badass.
Sage: Ok, can I get back to my story now?
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Mewtwo started spamming Psycho Cuts and Shadow Balls, but missed every attack. He finally used Disable, making Sage fall to the ground. He sped to him, and put his foot on It’s face.
Mewtwo: It’s all over…
Sage: It’s never Ogre.
Mewtwo: What do you mean?
Sage: Here’s a hint: CAR!
A car then fell from a space-time rupture onto Mewtwo’s head, causing him to go back to a normal Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Damn you!
Mewtwo started Mega Evolving once again, only that this time, he became a Mega Mewtwo X.
Sage: Hey… You can’t Mega Evolve twice in a battle! You’re cheating again!
Mewtwo: I DON’T CARE!
Mewtwo then sped to Sage, using a Close Combat.
Sage: Ow, that actually hurt a bit. Well, let’s see if you can pull that off again.
Sage used Agility and went into Speed form, dodging all of Mewtwo’s attacks.
Sage: Got the boost, boizzzz!
Mewtwo: STAND STILL, YOU IMBECILE!
Sage: Y u hef be med? is only gaym.
Mewtwo: SHUT UP!
Mewtwo decided he had no other choice than to use Metronome. Out of it came Helping Hand.
Mewtwo: Crap.
Sage: Well, thanks. Not like I needed that or anything, but ok.
Sage then went into Attack form and repeatedly stabbed Mewtwo with It’s tentacles.
Mewtwo: Damn you, bastard! I will have to finish you off like last time!
Mewtwo pulled out a Giant Spoon and was ready to attack but Sage pulled out a Giant Spoon of It’s own. It changed to Speed form and quickly impaled Mewtwo. He was in pain, near dead.
Mewtwo: Hah! You’ve gone against your own code! You cheated by using that Spoon!
Sage: Actually I didn’t. I used Sketch to get it. You on the other hand, must be eliminated.
Mewtwo: No… No… Please…. Nooooo………
Sage used a final Psycho Boost to pulverize Mewtwo’s entire body. It won the greatest battle ever fought, and decided that It would build a Taco Parlour and make it seem abandoned in RTSoft City. It would wait for some fool to sneak in, so It could impale whoever that was for the rest of their lives, so It could honor the Spoon that helped it defeat Mewtwo.
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Areodax: Oh, so that’s why you always impale HBF.
Sage: Yep. I must say it’s pretty fun, too.
Pikasack: So wait… Maryjane X Sage is cannon?
Sage: Uh, let’s leave that for another time.
The end.
Ah, you thought it was over, didn’t you?
HBF: Wow… I made it through a whole story without being impaled once…
Sage: What? Did you think I’d forget to do it after telling the story of why I do it in the first place?
HBF: Goddammit…
Sage then impaled HBF, leaving a mess of blood on a carpet.
Areodax: Hey! You better pay for that! That carpet didn’t come cheap.
Sage: Is me not killing you good enough?
Areodax: Uh… I think that’ll do just fine…
The end.
Areodax and Pikasack were playing a game of Battleship in their frat house whilst HerobrineFan sat on the couch, sleeping away the pain of being impaled.
Areodax: Poor HBF, he looks so tired and in pain.
Pikasack: Well, considering he’s been impaled three times this week, that’s explainable.
Areodax: Well, at least there aren’t any scheduled fan fictions this week.
Pikasack: Wait, what are we in then?
Areodax: I don’t know…
Suddenly, a rip in space and time opened in the room and out of it came the Tentacle Spoon Monster, holding a Giant Spoon, as always.
HerobrineFan: Oh come on! Can’t I rest for one day!?
: Well, I’ve got nothing better to do so I’m just gonna imp…
Areodax: Wait, why do you impale HBF all the time with that Giant Spoon, anyways?
: Well, that’s a long story, but I’m all about long stories, so here I go.
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It was a normal day. I was fighting Mewtwo, stabbing him with my tentacles here and there. We fought for a long, long time, until Mewtwo was on the verge of dying. I was fine, and was about to make a final blow, but that little clone boy materialized a Giant Spoon and impaled me in my crystal brain, making me fall to the ground. I became unconscious, and apparently awoke a year later.
: Bloody Hell. Where am I?
Maryjane: Oh, you’re finally awake. You fought some humanoid cat and lost. You passed out after being impaled with a Giant Spoon.
: Oh, I remember now. How long was I out?
Maryjane: Oh, about a year.
: A year? Eh, I guess going out a year and being on a bed is better than disintegrating and freezing in the arctic circle for four years. Wait, have you been taking care of me this whole time?
Maryjane: Nah, I just come by once a week after stalking about anyone I can find to see if you’re awake. I’m lucky to have come today, the day you awoke.
: Well, thank you. Good thing I don’t need food or Hentai to live. It would have been a burden for you to give me that every day of this past year. Damn, it’s good to be above mortals…
Maryjane: Ok then… Oh, now that I’ve basically saved your pointy butt, I have complete right to stalk you whenever I want, wherever I want.
: Seems cool to me. It’s pretty lonely having to be killing any entirely inferior being all the time.
Maryjane: But I’ve seen you destroy stuff like nothing. Aren’t humans inferior?
: Yes, but humans, horses, donkeys, helicopters, mice, and wizards, apart from others, are on the safe list.
Maryjane: Good to know.
: Well, may I know where we are?
Maryjane: Oh yes. We’re in a small shack at the top of Mt. RTSoft, located near RTSoft City.
: Seems legit. What is your name?
Maryjane: It’s Maryjane. How bout yours?
: My name is Sage. It has absolutely nothing to do with my personality, though.
Maryjane: K den. So uh, it’s Winter and this shack has no heater, and I need someone to cuddle with.
Sage: Uh, I mean, I wasn’t planning on any Maryjane X Sage fanfics, but sure.
The two cuddled up in a corner to preserve body heat (no, not what you’re thinking, pervs.) for a few hours.
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Pikasack: Wait, are you trying to ship yourself with MJ? She’s way too hot for an alie…
Areodax: Shut up, Sackboy curve lover. At least It can ship Itself with whoever he wants without having to be judged by gender.
Sage: May I get back to my story?
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After cuddling and NOT trying to make any Maryjane X Sage fanfics happen, Sage decided to go out and seek Mewtwo to pwn his butt. He flew out into the sky, making rips in space-time and creating auroras to attract him. After a tiring 5 minutes, Mewtwo appeared.
Mewtwo: I see I didn’t kill you…
Sage: What? You thought a spoon could kill me? For the love of Deoxys, you know I can’t die. Plus, you cheated back then… ITEMS WE DON’T ALREADY HAVE ARE NOT LEGAL FOR USE IN A POKEMON BATTLE!
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HBF: Well, since Mewtwo made the spoon appear with his own powers, it wouldn’t be chea…
Sage: Shut the Hell up. I’m trying to tell my story, Mr. Arrendellian wannabe.
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Mewtwo: Whatever… I am much stronger than before. Spoon or no spoon, I will make sure I kill you.
Sage: We’ll see about that…
The two powerful psychics then charged up for battle. Mewtwo went out on full force against Sage, blasting Shadow Balls everywhere, though Sage kept dodging or deflecting them in his Speed and Defence forms, perspectively.
Mewtwo: GRRR. Stop moving so fast!
Sage: You’re too slow!
Mewtwo: Shut up you pipsqueek…
Sage: Problem?
Mewtwo: Yes, you’re my problem.
Sage: It’s not my fault. I gotta go fast.
Mewtwo: I’ve had it with you…
Mewtwo suddenly glowed with a blinding light. A sphere formed around him, and quickly cracked. Out of it came Mega Mewtwo Y.
Sage: Oh, Mega Evolution, eh? I’d play that game too, but the Universe would probably collapse from such power.
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Megazork: But Deoxys can’t Mega Evolve.
Hakma: Why would a Hentai actor be powerful enough to destroy the Universe? I can’t even do that!
Joshie: Yeah, and Hakma is a God.
Pikasack: Where the heck did you come from?
Megazork: The plot demanded for an awkward love triangle to appear.
Sage: What? No, that’s for a later story.
Joshie: Oh, so that’s why there aren’t excesive amounts of books here.
Hakma: I only came for Areo’s panty collection.
Areodax: Hey…
Sage: Well, firstly, I can Mega Evolve. I just don’t do it cuz you’ll all die. Second, I’m not a Hentai actor (Screw you, Areodax), and third, Hakma isn’t a God. He’s Demigod.
Hakma: Oh, I am? Cool! Now I sound less cliche of a badass.
Sage: Ok, can I get back to my story now?
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Mewtwo started spamming Psycho Cuts and Shadow Balls, but missed every attack. He finally used Disable, making Sage fall to the ground. He sped to him, and put his foot on It’s face.
Mewtwo: It’s all over…
Sage: It’s never Ogre.
Mewtwo: What do you mean?
Sage: Here’s a hint: CAR!
A car then fell from a space-time rupture onto Mewtwo’s head, causing him to go back to a normal Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Damn you!
Mewtwo started Mega Evolving once again, only that this time, he became a Mega Mewtwo X.
Sage: Hey… You can’t Mega Evolve twice in a battle! You’re cheating again!
Mewtwo: I DON’T CARE!
Mewtwo then sped to Sage, using a Close Combat.
Sage: Ow, that actually hurt a bit. Well, let’s see if you can pull that off again.
Sage used Agility and went into Speed form, dodging all of Mewtwo’s attacks.
Sage: Got the boost, boizzzz!
Mewtwo: STAND STILL, YOU IMBECILE!
Sage: Y u hef be med? is only gaym.
Mewtwo: SHUT UP!
Mewtwo decided he had no other choice than to use Metronome. Out of it came Helping Hand.
Mewtwo: Crap.
Sage: Well, thanks. Not like I needed that or anything, but ok.
Sage then went into Attack form and repeatedly stabbed Mewtwo with It’s tentacles.
Mewtwo: Damn you, bastard! I will have to finish you off like last time!
Mewtwo pulled out a Giant Spoon and was ready to attack but Sage pulled out a Giant Spoon of It’s own. It changed to Speed form and quickly impaled Mewtwo. He was in pain, near dead.
Mewtwo: Hah! You’ve gone against your own code! You cheated by using that Spoon!
Sage: Actually I didn’t. I used Sketch to get it. You on the other hand, must be eliminated.
Mewtwo: No… No… Please…. Nooooo………
Sage used a final Psycho Boost to pulverize Mewtwo’s entire body. It won the greatest battle ever fought, and decided that It would build a Taco Parlour and make it seem abandoned in RTSoft City. It would wait for some fool to sneak in, so It could impale whoever that was for the rest of their lives, so It could honor the Spoon that helped it defeat Mewtwo.
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Areodax: Oh, so that’s why you always impale HBF.
Sage: Yep. I must say it’s pretty fun, too.
Pikasack: So wait… Maryjane X Sage is cannon?
Sage: Uh, let’s leave that for another time.
The end.
Ah, you thought it was over, didn’t you?
HBF: Wow… I made it through a whole story without being impaled once…
Sage: What? Did you think I’d forget to do it after telling the story of why I do it in the first place?
HBF: Goddammit…
Sage then impaled HBF, leaving a mess of blood on a carpet.
Areodax: Hey! You better pay for that! That carpet didn’t come cheap.
Sage: Is me not killing you good enough?
Areodax: Uh… I think that’ll do just fine…
The end.