Post by Telshone on Nov 30, 2014 18:27:08 GMT -6
Hakma is an average Growtopian. He farms, does a bit of trolling, but everyone loves him. Today, is just another average day, but something magnificent will change his life forever, and probably all of Growtopia's.
This story will be worked on periodically. Check back every so often to see if something new was added! This story is a joke, don't take anything seriously, please.
This story will be worked on periodically. Check back every so often to see if something new was added! This story is a joke, don't take anything seriously, please.
Chapter 1
Dawn of the Living Veggies
Dawn of the Living Veggies
"Ay, Hakma" said a Growtopian.
"wot" responded Hakma.
"errrrghhhh want to..." The Growtopian burped. "Want to traaaaade~?" Asked the Growtopian.
"M8, I don't want to." Responded Hakma, who then continued farming his wheat. He was anxious to get a Butterfly Leash.
Hakma was farming in his farming world, which was named (JAMMED!). He was incredibly rich, and had more swag than anyone in the world. Hakma has finished almost all of his goals, but only one remained; obtain a Butterfly Leash. He was determined to get one. He eventually did get one, but then he decided to get 199 more. It seemed fun, so Hakma went for it. He has already found 152 Butterfly Leashes! A truly magnificent feat, if I do say so myself!
Suddenly, out of the blue, a single lone wheat block fell from the sky. Hakma quickly bounced over to its location, and began observing it. A selfie or two may had been taken. The wheat block began moving a little bit, and may had grunted a little. Hakma observed the mysterious wheat block in awe. Could it be that the Noob Seth had rained a gift upon him? Before Hakma could encase the mysterious wheat block in dirt, it began to speak.
"Hakma, fellow n00b. We are all apart of the Wheat Race. We have come to annihilate you n00bs and eliminate all Swag. You have no chance to survive make your time." Said the Wheat Block.
"Your n00b memes have no effect on me, W33d Block!" Said Hakma as he began giggling from his own joke. Haha... Weed Block... Err, anyway!
Hakma began punching the Wheat Block. It was breaking, but very slowly. During all of this, all of his Wheat Blocks began to move. His entire farm was full of the Wheat Race, and he had been producing tons of them without knowing!
"Haha, soon we will invade all of Growtopia. Hahaha." Said the Wheat Block, with the most evil laugh following.
Hakma destroyed the tough Wheat Block, and turned around. He saw all of the Wheat Blocks he hadn't destroyed moving, closing in on him. He was surrounded. He saw the Growtopian who wanted to trade being munched by several Wheat Blocks. Hakma also realized that the Wheat Blocks were escaping through the white door. He had also realized that they could break blocks. This was not good.
Hakma then resorted to his final plan that he thought of at the last second. He quickly pulled out his Mech Case. A custom item Hakma asked that N00B Seth to make. It contained a huge mech in a suitcase. How handy! Hakma then opened his suitcase, and out popped a huge Mech, which accidentally destroyed half his farm. The mech was supplied with dual miniguns as arms, and shoulder-mounted rocket launchers. It was something to fear.
The mech began firing its miniguns. The bullets tore through the Wheat Blocks. They attempted to use its powerful Wheat Teeth to munch the mech, but its titanium parts were too strong. Hakma used his mech to kick the puny Wheat Block noobs away, and shot them. The missiles flew through the air, causing explosions the size of nukes to annihilate the Wheat Blocks. They stood no chance against the Mech. Hakma's farming world was also pretty much gone. All that remained was a few floating dirt blocks. After around 10 minutes of work, several thousand bullet casing lay next to Hakma's mech, and thousands of dead Wheat Blocks lay on the ground.
"Looks like the Wheat Blocks got shrek't." Said Hakma.
"wot" responded Hakma.
"errrrghhhh want to..." The Growtopian burped. "Want to traaaaade~?" Asked the Growtopian.
"M8, I don't want to." Responded Hakma, who then continued farming his wheat. He was anxious to get a Butterfly Leash.
Hakma was farming in his farming world, which was named (JAMMED!). He was incredibly rich, and had more swag than anyone in the world. Hakma has finished almost all of his goals, but only one remained; obtain a Butterfly Leash. He was determined to get one. He eventually did get one, but then he decided to get 199 more. It seemed fun, so Hakma went for it. He has already found 152 Butterfly Leashes! A truly magnificent feat, if I do say so myself!
Suddenly, out of the blue, a single lone wheat block fell from the sky. Hakma quickly bounced over to its location, and began observing it. A selfie or two may had been taken. The wheat block began moving a little bit, and may had grunted a little. Hakma observed the mysterious wheat block in awe. Could it be that the Noob Seth had rained a gift upon him? Before Hakma could encase the mysterious wheat block in dirt, it began to speak.
"Hakma, fellow n00b. We are all apart of the Wheat Race. We have come to annihilate you n00bs and eliminate all Swag. You have no chance to survive make your time." Said the Wheat Block.
"Your n00b memes have no effect on me, W33d Block!" Said Hakma as he began giggling from his own joke. Haha... Weed Block... Err, anyway!
Hakma began punching the Wheat Block. It was breaking, but very slowly. During all of this, all of his Wheat Blocks began to move. His entire farm was full of the Wheat Race, and he had been producing tons of them without knowing!
"Haha, soon we will invade all of Growtopia. Hahaha." Said the Wheat Block, with the most evil laugh following.
Hakma destroyed the tough Wheat Block, and turned around. He saw all of the Wheat Blocks he hadn't destroyed moving, closing in on him. He was surrounded. He saw the Growtopian who wanted to trade being munched by several Wheat Blocks. Hakma also realized that the Wheat Blocks were escaping through the white door. He had also realized that they could break blocks. This was not good.
Hakma then resorted to his final plan that he thought of at the last second. He quickly pulled out his Mech Case. A custom item Hakma asked that N00B Seth to make. It contained a huge mech in a suitcase. How handy! Hakma then opened his suitcase, and out popped a huge Mech, which accidentally destroyed half his farm. The mech was supplied with dual miniguns as arms, and shoulder-mounted rocket launchers. It was something to fear.
The mech began firing its miniguns. The bullets tore through the Wheat Blocks. They attempted to use its powerful Wheat Teeth to munch the mech, but its titanium parts were too strong. Hakma used his mech to kick the puny Wheat Block noobs away, and shot them. The missiles flew through the air, causing explosions the size of nukes to annihilate the Wheat Blocks. They stood no chance against the Mech. Hakma's farming world was also pretty much gone. All that remained was a few floating dirt blocks. After around 10 minutes of work, several thousand bullet casing lay next to Hakma's mech, and thousands of dead Wheat Blocks lay on the ground.
"Looks like the Wheat Blocks got shrek't." Said Hakma.
Chapter 2
The Book O' Shrek
The Book O' Shrek
Hakma began looking through the piles of Wheat Blocks. This time, they weren't moving. The reason Hakma was looking through the Wheat Blocks was to see if any Butterflies had dropped from them. Unfortunately, Hakma found nothing... Except a book. The book was being clutched by a Wheat Block, who had somehow survived the massacre. It began to mumble some inaudible words. Hakma quickly got his "Inaudible to Audible Translator" out of his pocket, and quickly began to translate.
"Please... Take the book..." Coughed the dying Wheat Block.
Hakma obliged, and took the book out of its hands(?). Hakma opened it up, and saw a picture of SpongeBob eating a potato. The potato then emerged from the book, and flew off into the skies.
"Wot... M8 wot." Said Hakma as he scratched his head.
"Urghh..." Grunted the Wheat Block. "Wrong book... I accidentally... Gave you the Evil Potato Summoner... Aha... Mistakes happen." Said the Wheat Block, who then carefully took the supposed real book out of somewhere. The Wheat Block carefully handed the book to Hakma. The book has a picture of Shrek, stitched onto the leather cover. It was obviously done by an amateur.
"Please..." Grunted the Wheat Block. "Use the power of... The Shrek Book to... Destroy the..." Before the Wheat Block could finish, it closed its eyes(?). It gave out one final smile(?) before passing on. Hakma decided to do the right thing, and punched the Wheat Block until it was destroyed. When he finished, a Butterfly came out.
"Aw snap. 153 Butterflies!" Yelled Hakma with joy as he began dancing, but he then realized that more important matters were at hand.
Hakma cracked this mysterious Shrek Book open. It contained many boring passages of backstory of Wheat Blocks and Veggies. Things Hakma found boring. He decided to rip those pages out. He finally got to the page which actually had something useful. It read:
Hakma, hoping the note was real, began his journey to the horrific world of HELL. He prepared by stocking his Tommy Gun with incendiary rounds, Shotgun with Dragons Breath, and Revolver with... Revolver bullets. He also loaded his Mech with bullets in missiles. This was going to be a tricky feat to accomplish, but it must be done, because the message said so!
"Please... Take the book..." Coughed the dying Wheat Block.
Hakma obliged, and took the book out of its hands(?). Hakma opened it up, and saw a picture of SpongeBob eating a potato. The potato then emerged from the book, and flew off into the skies.
"Wot... M8 wot." Said Hakma as he scratched his head.
"Urghh..." Grunted the Wheat Block. "Wrong book... I accidentally... Gave you the Evil Potato Summoner... Aha... Mistakes happen." Said the Wheat Block, who then carefully took the supposed real book out of somewhere. The Wheat Block carefully handed the book to Hakma. The book has a picture of Shrek, stitched onto the leather cover. It was obviously done by an amateur.
"Please..." Grunted the Wheat Block. "Use the power of... The Shrek Book to... Destroy the..." Before the Wheat Block could finish, it closed its eyes(?). It gave out one final smile(?) before passing on. Hakma decided to do the right thing, and punched the Wheat Block until it was destroyed. When he finished, a Butterfly came out.
"Aw snap. 153 Butterflies!" Yelled Hakma with joy as he began dancing, but he then realized that more important matters were at hand.
Hakma cracked this mysterious Shrek Book open. It contained many boring passages of backstory of Wheat Blocks and Veggies. Things Hakma found boring. He decided to rip those pages out. He finally got to the page which actually had something useful. It read:
Hello n00b. You are the chosen one, the Hero of the Wheat Blocks! An evil had appeared, and we need you to stop it. Alone, of course. Help could make things easy, so we kindly ask you not to get outside assistance. Anyway, you must travel to HELL. Yes, HELL. The world HELL. You must find a guy named N00B Satan, and ask him for directions to the Kool-Aid Stand. It's a very dangerous feat, which is why we are entrusting you with the mythical Shrek Power. You may have heard of this, and simply dismissed it as a legend. However, it is real, and you may not question the authenticity of this! Whenever you kill anything (that includes a fly), you must say "Shrek't". This will unleash a fury of Doritos to rain from the sky, causing terror upon your enemies and possible innocent bystanders. Anyway, have fun.
Hakma, hoping the note was real, began his journey to the horrific world of HELL. He prepared by stocking his Tommy Gun with incendiary rounds, Shotgun with Dragons Breath, and Revolver with... Revolver bullets. He also loaded his Mech with bullets in missiles. This was going to be a tricky feat to accomplish, but it must be done, because the message said so!