Post by CoryT on Nov 26, 2014 18:18:23 GMT -6
One crisp morning, QuickCrafter walked to his computer and looked at his notifications. He noticed that Megazork sent him a message.
"I like your nerdy cat image as your avatar"
QuickCrafter quickly replied
"Oh thanks, I like your brunette holding a flip phone"
Msg after msg, they grew closer and closer. Unknowingly Lennart looked at her search history
"CoryT, Seth, Muffin, Rule34 murder..." Lennart said as he looked at her search history.
"QuickCrafter!" Lennart yelled," that noob think he is so great because he is a special person on le new forums!"
Lennart soon sent a pm to Quickcrafter saying meet him at the park with Megazork.
Soon QuickCrafter made it and Lennart stood by his biplane.
"Did you call me?" QuickCrafter said innocently
Megazork looks nervous knowing that her two lovers are about to fight.
Lennart soon jumped into his biplane and started shooting at QuickCrafter.
-15 seconds earlier-
Link: Hey Cory wanna play with my Boomerang?
Cory: OMG YUS!* takes boomerang and throw it*
"Its not comming back!"
-1 minute later-
Lennart: Die QuickCrafter! DIE!"
QuickCrafter doged every single bullet and threw rocks and infractions at his biplane, but it wasnt causing any mortal harm.Soon Link's boomerang hit the plane wing, sending it off course. Lennart eject button wasn't working and the biplane crashed into the ground killing both QuickCrafter and Lennart.
Link soon came in search of the explosion and his boomerang. He soon saw Megazork, crying for her loss.Link came and hugged Megazork. After their 667 date, they got married and , made a movie called Saw...
Btw After many failed attempts of trying to kiss CoryT, Applez moved on to Aquarious...stalking her every move
the end
"I like your nerdy cat image as your avatar"
QuickCrafter quickly replied
"Oh thanks, I like your brunette holding a flip phone"
Msg after msg, they grew closer and closer. Unknowingly Lennart looked at her search history
"CoryT, Seth, Muffin, Rule34 murder..." Lennart said as he looked at her search history.
"QuickCrafter!" Lennart yelled," that noob think he is so great because he is a special person on le new forums!"
Lennart soon sent a pm to Quickcrafter saying meet him at the park with Megazork.
Soon QuickCrafter made it and Lennart stood by his biplane.
"Did you call me?" QuickCrafter said innocently
Megazork looks nervous knowing that her two lovers are about to fight.
Lennart soon jumped into his biplane and started shooting at QuickCrafter.
-15 seconds earlier-
Link: Hey Cory wanna play with my Boomerang?
Cory: OMG YUS!* takes boomerang and throw it*
"Its not comming back!"
-1 minute later-
Lennart: Die QuickCrafter! DIE!"
QuickCrafter doged every single bullet and threw rocks and infractions at his biplane, but it wasnt causing any mortal harm.Soon Link's boomerang hit the plane wing, sending it off course. Lennart eject button wasn't working and the biplane crashed into the ground killing both QuickCrafter and Lennart.
Link soon came in search of the explosion and his boomerang. He soon saw Megazork, crying for her loss.Link came and hugged Megazork. After their 667 date, they got married and , made a movie called Saw...
Btw After many failed attempts of trying to kiss CoryT, Applez moved on to Aquarious...stalking her every move
the end